Avengers + Breaking News Meme

Tucker Carlson got hacked and the only thing the hacker did was add “Fully vaccinated. They/Theirs 🇺🇦” to his bio

That is the funniest possible thing they ever could have done and the restraint is incredible

https://twitter.com/jijijibli/status/1391829463630024704?s=19

Me: *scrolls and sees a Rape/Non-Con tagged fanfic.*

Smutty Prompt List: The “Anything Goes” Edition

So I wrote a prompt list!! And while doing so discovered that I cannot be tamed and really, anything does go.

Please feel free to use this for your own blog and absolutely any fandom you wish! 

General Fuckery

1. “You say you’re the best lay in all of the city? Prove it.”

2. “A dare is a dare, and I what I dare is for you to is to kiss me in front of all these people. Let them finally see who you love.”

3. “Yes baby, that’s it—oh you’re doing so well, I’m so proud of you. Can you do it again for me?”

4. “I bet you a month’s worth of orgasms I can make them come from sucking their nipples alone.”

5. “I’ll be careful, I promise.”

6. “Wake up, my love. It’s been too many hours since I’ve heard all your pretty noises.”

7. “God, I could watch you fuck yourself on that dildo for hours.”

A hint of D/s, or a lot of it

8. “Won’t you part your pretty little thighs so I can taste what is mine?”

9. “Oh pet, you’ll hate me when I’m through with you.”

10. “Press yourself right up against the glass. I want everyone to see you.”

11. “How about this – I’ll let you come if you’re loud enough for them to find you screaming around my cock.”

12. “Oh pet, don’t cry. I promise I’ll let you come soon.”

13. “Spread your legs for me, baby. Yes, that’s it – now touch yourself, I want to fuck yourself with your fingers like you want me to fuck you with my cock.”

14. “Why should I even let you come? I should leave you here squirming and panting like the desperate whore you are.”

15. “If only you could see yourself now – jaw slack, chest heaving, come dribbling out of your mouth. I almost wish I’d fucked you in public so everyone else could see.”

16. “You look so good like this, baby. Every inch of you bound to the table, writhing against the vibrator. But you know what happens if you come without permission, right?”

17. “I want you to ride my thigh until you’re a whimpering fucking mess, and if you come, then I’ll punish you for it.”

18. “Stand up for me, kitten. I want to watch as our come drips down your thighs.”

19. “I’m going to kiss every inch of you, from toe to top, and if you move or make any noise, I’m going to start all over again, and you won’t be allowed to come until I’m done. Understood?”

20. “That’s it, pet. Grind yourself against my thigh—no no, don’t cover your mouth. We want them to hear, don’t we? We want them to see how much fun you’re having, being my good little whore.”

21. “Did you not hear me the first time I told you to present yourself?”

22. “I so very love the way you blush when you dirty talk. Why don’t you give me a demonstration right now? No no, pet – I want everyone to hear.”

23. “P-please. Please, I want to come, properly this time. Please make your good boy/girl come?”

24. “Come over here. No, don’t stand – crawl.”

25. “Don’t look at me like that. You asked for this.”

26. “Oh, look at the mess you’ve made of yourself, coming in your pants. Should I punish you?”

27. “P-please, please fuck me, I need all of my holes filled—I need another cock, please!”

28. “Perhaps you need to be taught that good boys/girls are seen and not heard. Spread your legs for me.”

29. “Look at you—it’s all over your thighs, dripping out of your hole. Maybe I should make you walk around like this for the rest of the day just so everyone sees how messy you really are?”

30. “Don’t look at them, look at me–I’ll fuck them once they’ve proven that they’re a good pet. Only good pets like you get my cock.”

31. “Please, I’ll be good, I’ll be so good, just let me taste your pussy. Please?”

32. “NO! No, please, I want to come, I want to come!”

33. “Oh but pet, I thought this is what you wanted? Weren’t you begging me just yesterday with tears in your pretty little eyes? To come, to scream, to be allowed to move against my cock while you warmed it?”

34. “P-please, please, I can’t do it—I can’t come anymore, please s-stop.”

35. “I’m going to fuck them in front of you, and you’re going to sit there like a good little pet and not make a single fucking noise. Understood?”

Poly-Specific

36. “It’s humiliating, isn’t it? Seeing someone else please your lover in a way you never can, watching them get fucked and scream out another’s name. Don’t worry – they’re in good hands.”

37. “What’s that? You want me to fuck you while they watch? Because that’s sure as hell what your horny little whines are telling me.”

38. “Will you bark for us, puppy? Show us what a good little pet you can be.”

39. “______, sit on their face. That should shut them up.”

40. “I want you to walk right over there, drop to your knees and start sucking his cock. And no, you can’t wait for his guests to leave.”

41. “Spread yourself for us, pet. Let us see that glorious hole.”

42. “You look so wonderful, tied up with your cock/pussy on display like that. Are you ready for me to let our guests in?”

43. “Go on. Fuck your own hand like the desperate little thing you are, make a show of it for us—don’t you want the attention? Ah ah—leave the cockring on.”

44. “You’re doing so well, pet, letting all of these people come in and touch you, taste you, fuck you – and you haven’t even come once. Would you like me to take the blindfold off so you can see who is next?”

45. “I want you to deepthroat my fingers, suckle them until every drop of his come is off them. Then you can clean his cock up, and then mine, and once you’re done, maybe then I’ll let you come.”

46. “Look at you, all tied up for me like a present. Who left you hear for me, hmmm? Because I would very much like to invite them back so we can unwrap you together.”

Rough and Rowdy

47. “Get off me. I’m done with you. Make sure no one sees you on the way out.”

48. “God, you’re like a bitch in heat. Do you even realise how desperate you look, riding my thigh like that?”

49. “Ssshhh, kitten. I’m not even half way in. Be a good pet and shut the fuck up.”

50. “You know I love you, right? Because I’m going to fuck you like I never have.”

51. “You should be glad I’d ever let you anywhere near my cock/pussy/ass.”

52. “Why would I ever want to fuck you a second time?”

53. “You can hate me all you want, but you can’t deny how good I make you feel.”

54. “You’re coming again? Of course you are. How could you not be? One fucking touch from me is all it takes to get you sobbing, you’re so desperate.”

55. “Come here, daddy wants you to choke on his dick until you pass out.”

56. “Your thighs look so pretty with all of my scratches on them, your blood dripping down onto my sheets.”

57. “Pretend you don’t want it. Scream for me while I fuck you. Beg for me to stop.”

58. “Stop being a brat and start choking on my cock. Or are you too ‘precious’ to do even that?”

59. “Grind against my shoe if you’re so desperate. Go on. I’m sure as hell not getting you off now.”

A Little Angsty

60. “Stay the night. Please.”

61. “Just…once. Please. I just need to taste you once.”

62. “One last time. Please. I—I need one last touch.”

63. “I heard you last night, when you were fucking yourself in your sleep. You called my name. Moaned it.”

64. “This can’t be the last time—please, please, I need you!”

65. “I’m going to fuck them out of you. I’m going to make you scream my name so hard that you’ll never think of them again.”

66. “Ssshh, it’s okay. It’s okay. I’m going to fix everything.”

67. “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry—forgive me, forgive me.”

68. “Did he fuck you while I was gone? I can smell him all over you.”

69. “I-I thought they loved me. But now they’re gone, they left me and it hurts. Please—I don’t want to hurt anymore.”

70. “It was always you.”

71. “Ah—ah! Oh god you feel so good, so good, fuck, fuck—marry me!”

72. “Of course I held on. I wasn’t going to let death take me without tasting you at least once.”

Assorted Kinks

73. “Give me your hand. Can you feel that? How swollen your belly is from all of my come?”

74. “Look down – can you see your tight little hole stretched around my huge cock? Can you see it bulging in your belly?”

75. “Do you like being filled over and over with come, my pet? Can you feel it stretching you, swelling you? I’m going to fuck you again, let’s see if you can be a good little pet and keep it all inside of you.”

76. “I’m so full, I can feel your come swelling me, there’s so much of it.”

77. “I’m going to count to 10, my love, and then you’re going to run. And the moment I catch you, I’m going to pin you to the ground and fucking destroy you.” 

78. “I’m going to tie you to the bed and leave you here, so I can come back and fuck you and fill you with my come whenever I want. And don’t pretend you don’t want it – I can smell your greedy little cunt from all the way over here.”

79. “Can you feel that, pet? It’s my favourite little blade running up your quivering stomach. Are you scared?”

80. “Which plug should we use this morning? The onyx jewel – the sapphire? Or perhaps the fox tail, so everyone can see it peeking out of your clothes as you walk.”

81. “Ohh, I know it hurts, pet. But you asked to be stuffed with such a huge toy, and you asked to cockwarm it. What kind of a master would I be if I didn’t say yes?”

82. “Would you like the white or the red collar today, puppy? I think it’s a good day for a walk.”

83. “YES, YES! Mark me, claim me as your prize, I’m yours, only yours!”

84. “Do you like how cold/warm my fingers are in your tight little hole, pet? I did it just for you.”

The Monsterfuckers

85. “Let’s seal our deal, my sweet magician. Oh, no no – not with paper.”

86. “Sshhhh, don’t cry. I’ll make it feel good, so good. You won’t ever want a human cock ever again, only ever mine.”

87. “Would you like me to bite you when you come? I know how much you like it when I do, and your blood tastes so good when you’re screaming around my cock.”

88. “Look at these talons - do they scare you? Do they make your human knees quiver? They should. Because I’m going to hold you down with them while I fuck you, and when I’m done, everyone will see the marks I have left on you.”

89. “Are you ready to take my knot? Are you ready to be so full of my seed that your stomach will swell?”

90. “How very careless of you to wander into the realm of the fae. I would help you escape, but…I’ve always wanted a little human fucktoy to call my own.”

91. “You want power? Control? All the magic you can every want or need for? Get down on your knees. Show me exactly what it is about that glorious human mouth that makes you worthy of this deal.”

You. Cannot. Tell.

(ad. husband instead of wife but yes)

Dream Jobs :

— forest witch

— rich vampire's wife

— haunted bookstore owner

Part 3 of: MOVIES I WISH I NEW MICHAEL SHEEN WAS IN! THIS EPISODE, LUCIAN IN THE UNDERWORLD SERIES

GODDAMMIT NOW I HAVE TO GO REWATCH THE UNDERWORLD MOVIES (sidenote: LOOK AT THOSE ARMS)

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

Can I get added to the taglist please? 

New Girl Pt. 2 (Bolin x reader)

Okay here’s the thing I haven’t seen enough steamy Bolin fanfics yet and while I would rather be reading them, I thought maybe I’ll just write one and help out the others who desperately want to read about their fav thicc earth bender.

Summary: multiple part fic?? + AU kind of

(The reader is 18, Bolin is 18 and mako is 20)

Reader desperately needs a place to live and finds an advertisement for two brothers who need a roommate. Maybe more than just living arrangements may come out of this deal… (reader x Bolin) (slow burn)

Disclaimer: I’m changing the story from first person to second as it would make more sense to the reader. If I ever plan on doing POV for Bolin, which I want to it will be in third person. I know it’s a switch up, but I think the story will flow nicer using second and third opposed to using first

Word count: 2399

Warnings: slight angst?

PART 1

“so uh, yeah, this is your room,” Bolin rubbed the back of his neck, “I know it’s not much, but hey it’s something right?” he started to fidget on the balls of his feet.

“So bashful, now are we?” you couldn’t help but notice Bolin’s nervousness now that you two were alone. Mako was only on his break when you had arrived and had to get back to work so he left Bolin to show you where everything was in the loft, especially your room. Red heat started to seep into Bolin’s cheeks at your words. As much as you wouldn’t have minded teasing him more you decided to save him the embarrassment.

“I’m just joking,” a small laugh escaped your lips, “I know how hard it can be to meet someone new, especially when you end up alone together,” started to walk around your new room taking in everything it had to offer, which wasn’t much. But that was the best part about it. It was simple and you could make it your own in no time. The poster wasn’t lying when it said the loft had a view of Air Temple Island. Even being a fire bender, watching the wave push and pull was always calming to you. You could see yourself spending hours just drinking in the sounds of the ocean. You turned back to Bolin and smiled, “You seem pretty outgoing, but I can understand how it can be easier to meet new people when your brother is around,” saying that reminded you of all the times you’ve been on your own meeting new people. Sure, it was going just fine now, but it hasn’t always been this way.

“Y-yeah of course, definitely because my brothers not around, heh,” Bolin went back to rubbing his neck. He didn’t do a great job at assuring you that his brothers’ absence was why he was nervous, but you weren’t going to pry. “Anyway, how do you like the loft. I hope it becomes your home as much as it became mine and Mako’s,” The warmth in Bolin’s cheeks finally started to fade as he smiled at you, “It’s better that I could have ever dreamed of,” you admitted. Your parents house was nothing too extravagant, but it was able to hold you and your family somewhat comfortably. The shelter did it’s best to be welcoming and you couldn’t be more grateful to have a warm place to stay, but it couldn’t beat what you were looking at now. Thinking of the shelter reminded you that there were still items of yours at the shelter. It wasn’t much, but you still didn’t want to leave them behind.

“Do you want to come with me to the shelter so I can pick up the rest of my things?” you changed the subject. Bolin seemed nice, but you weren’t too sure how willing he would be to help you with your things, “I would love to go!” he nearly shouted it, “Then you can tell me more about yourself and I can show you my favorite restaurant,” He broke out into the same smile you saw earlier when Mako agreed that you could move in. It was genuine and precious, and it made your stomach tie in a knot.

Bolin might singlehandedly be the sweetest and goofiest person you had ever met. He insisted on going out to eat first and as you both walked and made it his mission to keep you laughing. The nerves he had before were practically non-existent now. He told you all about pro-bending and even though you’ve been to matches and knew the rules you couldn’t bring yourself to say anything because of how enthused he was to talk to you about it. He even promised to bring you to practice and matches. And even though he was an earth bender he wanted to show you moves you could use in a match and maybe he could even get Mako to show you something too. You happily agreed to everything Bolin offered because 1. It did seem really fun and 2. You couldn’t wait to show Bolin what you were actually capable of with your bending. It’s not like he was trying to be rude, but maybe Bolin assumed you didn’t know how to do much since your parents restricted it. The thing is strict parents cause sneaky kids and you were the sneakiest of them all. You had been sneaking out since the young age of eight and you had learned a lot more than anybody even knew. So, maybe it was a good thing that your parents were that way. If they weren’t you may have never had the knowledge of bending that you have now.

Even though you were going to pick up your things the day was starting to feel like a date. Bolin had brought you to Narook’s, which he happily told you had the best noodles in all of Republic City then proceeded to eat three bowls to himself. You were beside yourself that you had never gone here before. Bolin wasn’t joking that these were the best noodles in all of Republic City and you almost wanted to get mad at him because he just introduced you to your newest money pit. It would be so worth it, though. Especially if you got to have days like this with Bolin. He even refused to let you pay no matter how hard you tried to get the waiter to take your money. If it was a date, you wouldn’t have been angry in the slightest. He was charming you by the second and the way his eyes would shift from jade to emerald within seconds did nothing to stop you from being lost in everything that Bolin was.

The sugary sweet feeling you had in your chest soon turned sour. The feeling wasn’t even caused by the two of you facing the shelter it was what Bolin said that made your insides curdle and all the happiness of the day went numb.

“I can’t wait to introduce you to Korra! She’s the avatar and everything about her is amazing,” he looked at you with lovesick eyes and it made you wish that you were Korra, “She’s beautiful and talented and she’s even on the Fire Ferrets with me and Mako,” a blush crept back onto Bolin’s face and you wanted more than anything that it was you who was making him blush. You wanted to slap yourself in the face for thinking this way. You just met him. He wasn’t anything to you. You tried not to think about how he himself helped you have the best day you’ve had in years, maybe in your life. You’ve been with guys, but none of them have ever made you feel this happy, especially within the first hours of meeting and you and Bolin hadn’t even kissed. You weren’t about to let some boy you just met control your emotions like this, even if he was impossibly adorable.

“I’m thinking of asking her out. I’m just so nervous,” Bolin confessed as he began rubbing the back of his neck, which was oddly attractive by the way. No, stop you can’t keep thinking like that. You tried your best to shake away any thoughts of jealously and the minute attraction you had for the earth bender, “you’re a girl, what would be the ideal date for you?” He pleaded as his lip jutted out into a pout. You gulped. If it wasn’t bad enough that you misread this day so far, this day was the best answer you could give him. Scraping together every ounce of courage you had, you decided to be honest, “My ideal date,” you pretended to muse even though you didn’t even have to utter a single thought to know what it would be, “Honestly just do what you did today and I’m positive she’ll love it,” you breathed out as Bolin’s eyes widen. That was enough honesty for the day. You looked away from him quickly trying to ignore his lips parting.

“We should go get my stuff now,” you shrugged, “There’s not much anyway, so it should be easy,” you didn’t wait for his answer as you rushed into the shelter. Bolin trailed in moments after you and you kept your head down not wanting to talk to him yet. Maybe you just ruined whatever friendship you had with Bolin by telling him the truth. Your thoughts came to a halt as you crashed into something, actually someone.

“Spirits I’m sorry,” you sputtered looking up. You eased when you saw it was just Anzu one of the volunteers at the shelter. Not only that, she also had become one of your close friends during this month stay. The two of you were complete opposites and it was hard to understand how the two of you clicked so well. She was everything you weren’t.  She was perfection and grace. Anzu embodied everything that was ethereal. She was golden and her strawberry blonde hair flowed in a way that made it seem like she was underwater. Anzu grabbed your arms to steady the two of you and began to smile.

“Always so clumsy,” Her laugh tinkled in your ears, “and who is this?” curiosity lined her voice as her eyes shifted to look at Bolin.

“shut it Anzu I am not,” you grumbled crossing your arms, “And this is Bolin he’s my new roommate along with his brother Mako,” happiness spread through you again, “Bolin this is Anzu she’s my best friend, but she also volunteers here,” You motioned between the two and Bolin waved enthusiastically. “No way!” Anzu exclaimed, “You found a place to stay?!” She grabbed a hold of you nearly shaking you, “I’m so so so happy for you. I’m going to miss you, though,” She frowned a bit pulling me into a hug, “Please visit all the time, how am I going to stay sane without you?” you pulled away from each other.

It was a bittersweet feeling because Anzu was right. She had made staying at the shelter bearable and not only that, she had gotten you out trouble too many times to count. She’s even responsible for you being able to stay at the shelter even though you burnt part of the living quarters down out of anger and frustration when you first showed up.

“I’m sure we’ll be able to survive, but I’ll make sure to visit as often as I can,” you assured her.

You both hugged again not really wanting the moment to end, “I’ll let you two get your things, It was nice meeting you Bolin, I hope to see more of you soon,” Anzu breathed out as she glided away down the hall.

You started down the hall thinking about how much you were actually going to miss not seeing Anzu every day. “what happened here?” Bolin stood wide eyed as you approached your room and you didn’t even have to look at what it was, “I did that,” you muttered, glancing at the burnt hallway. Your parents had the audacity to show up at the shelter after a week of staying there. They had more to say about what a horrible monster you were. How they wished you were never born. It was a disgrace to them that a bender was born into their family. The staff was kind enough to force them out of the building, but it only did so much to aid your already broken heart. That interaction was the last straw for you and it precedented the substantial breakdown that caused the burning of half of the bedrooms. No would could get close to you no even Anzu. You had no idea what to feel. It was too much the hate, frustration, and brokenness of it all. It caught up to you and the only outlet you could use was destruction. The next day you apologized profusely to everyone at the shelter and promised that once you started making steady money you would help pay to rebuild that section of the quarters.

“You,” he paused, “Did that?” Bolin was in utter disbelief. You were desensitized to the area having to look at it for the past weeks, his words made you look at it with fresh eyes. There was no denying that it was a gruesome sight. Most of the walls were charred through and there were tarps to keep the outside elements from getting in. All the furniture was pretty much disintegrated and looking at it too long just made your stomach sick, “can we just get my things?” you pleaded feeling small, “I don’t really want to talk about it,”.  You pushed your door open and before you could take a look for the last time at the place you had been staying, Bolin pulled you into a hug. He bowed his head into the crook of your neck and let out a sigh.

“I’m sorry for whatever happened,” He drew back and looked at you earnestly, “Me too,” his hug felt like warmth and hot tea on a bad day. He was surprisingly gentle for how muscled he was and even if you didn’t want it to end you plastered a smile on your face, “Let’s get my things so we can get the hell out of here,” You motioned towards you room. It didn’t take long to gather your extra clothes and odds and ends and before you knew it you were spending your first night in the loft. You looked out at the ocean and let the sounds of the tide help you mull over what happened during the day. You were able to close a chapter in your life that you didn’t think was going to end and as for Bolin he was your roommate and hopefully friend and you weren’t going to jeopardize that just because there was some semblance of attraction for him. Besides, he seemed to really like Korra and that’s what mattered, not the inconsequential feelings you might have for Bolin. You were sure you’d wake up in the morning and the tiny crush would dissipate, for you had bigger things to worry about, like finding a job and actually making friends with Bolin and Mako instead of pining over them.

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a/n: wow guys I’m amazed at myself that I have written this much. But if you have made it this far thank you! I wanted to do a slow burn for this fic and it’s actually a lot harder than I thought, but I am trying my best. I’ve never really wrote fiction before so if you guys have any advice on how to improve my writing, please let me know! again thank you so much for reading this far (: I hope to see you again soon 

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