Harley Quinn Gifs [1/?]

Harley Quinn

“I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”

So,,,, i just cut my tongue on a sucker

👁👅👁 💀

musingsource :

suggestive starters meme ( nsfw )

why don’t you make me?

i like you better on your knees.

i can think of a few ways to shut you up.

i wonder if you’re as loud in bed as your are everywhere else.

try and stop me.

is that a complaint i hear?

i hope you’re not too fond of that shirt.

why are you siting over there? there’s a perfectly good lap right here.

i thought you liked it when i was bossy.

are you saying this doesn’t turn you on?

i can tell you’re hot and bothered from all the way over here.

i hope you don’t plan on walking much tomorrow.

you’re not the boss of me.

you’re hot when you’re angry.

don’t make me come over there.

i’m this close to taking you over my knee.

you’re being an awfully bad boy/girl.

you know you want it.

you sure talk a big game… but can you live up to it?

i’m not sure you could handle me.

is that a challenge?

* OH LOOKIE, AN UPDATE !

Alrighty, since I'm actually becoming more active, I'm following old mu.tuals again with a happy heart !

However I know a lot of you thought I just up and left after receiving help earlier this year. In fact I got quite the few anons about it on old blogs, demanding to know why I didn't just find the time or that I was letting people down, especially with commi/ssions (though I haven't forgotten ! Unfortunately just needing more storage, time and am working with a freezing laptop). Well, there's a reason for that ! Ready to hear ? I ALMOST LOST MY DAD TO KIDNEY FAILURE AND THEN ALMOST C.OVID.  Read on if you must ! Just know, I’m happy to be coming home. <3

After 10 days in the ER (and suffering a bad fall due to an idiot fucking nurse) he's finally on a safe version of dialysis. He's gotten so skinny, I can now see his ribcage. Just these past couple months, I've managed to help him hold food down again after 6 months of constant throwing up. He's still barely able to take our stairs/walk around on his own, though he is slowly getting stronger. I'm the only one in the family willing and able to do his dialysis for him. I suffer nights without sleep due to him waking me if he needs something and I do it. I suffered a heart attack back in July 29th because the stress of everything even BEFORE his ER visit took its toll on me and my heart defect, and now I have to work up my health/strength again. We're still not financially stable. My computer is finally sputtering out so I'm barely able to do the best I can with it now. I almost abandoned my dad during a very bad fight with him that now I have to take talk therapy for in order to control my anger once again. (We're good for now though). We got exposed from his damn dialysis nurses and even now we are waiting to see if we're fully okay. It's looking good though, but he's the most vulnerable so I'm still worried.

This is just a SHORT version of everything that has happened since March, but even then it was building up before that too. I am STILL doing the best I can and now I have one sister who helps me as best she can too. I am still suffering misgendering and now slight tra/nspho/bia in this home, and I am working on moving out while making sure my dad will still be taken care of as well. (I've come out twice now and my family is still in denial)

So, the point for those feeling entitled to my details ? FUCK ALL OF YOU RUDE ANONS WHO THINK I ASKED FOR HELP AND JUST BAILED. I didn't. Family emergencies will ALWAYS come first, and I can't even BEGIN to thank those friends who helped me keep sane through most of it all. I'm sorry I caused doubt, for just going MIA, but I had no choice. My focus went to keeping my loved one ALIVE. But now that things are settling down, new, scary routines being conquered. I'm ready to make a comeback, return HOME. And I'll be DAMNED if anyone makes me uncomfy about doing it.

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

AGGRESSION   //   SEXUAL  TENSION .

acts  that  could  be  aggressive   //   or  a  little  bit  sexy   //   or  both.                     send  a  symbol  from  your  muse  to  mine.  feel  free  to  combine  actions  or  add  specifics  even  when  it  doesn’t  ask  for  it   !     can  send  non - sexually  as  well.

THREATENING

🔪   //   put  a  knife  to  my  muse’s  throat .

🖐️   //   put  a  hand  around  my  muse’s  throat .

👕   //   slide  a  weapon  up  under  my  muse’s  shirt     (   can  specify   ) .

👔   //   grab  my  muse  by  the  collar   &   pull  them  closer .

🔒   //   lock  my  muse  in  a  room  alone  with  your  muse .

🗩   //   verbally  threaten  my  muse     (   please  specify   ) .

PINNING

🔙   //   push  my  muse  against  a  wall .

📌   //   pin  my  muse’s  wrists  above  their  head .

🔵   //   grab  my  muse  hard  enough  to  leave  a  bruise .

🔑   //   handcuff  my  muse .

➰   //   tie  my  muse  to  a  chair .

⭕   //   restrain  my  muse  with  an  item  of  clothing     (   please  specify   ) .

🚨   //   push  my  muse  to  the  ground   &   straddle  them .

📢   //   tell  my  muse   ‘  stop  squirming   !  ’ .

🔗   //   otherwise  restrain  my  muse     (   please  specify   ) .

LIGHTER

👀   //   grab  my  muse’s  jaw   &   direct  their  gaze  towards  yours .

⚡   //   tug  my  muse’s  hair .

⚠️   //   bite  my  muse     (   can  specify  where   ) .

😏   //   give  my  muse  a  hickey .

✂️   //   run  fingernails  over  my  muse’s  skin   &   scratch  them .

💦   //   cover  my  muse’s  mouth .

DARKER

💋   //   give  my  muse  a  kiss  that  draws  blood .

🗡️   //   cut  my  muse  with  a  knife     (   can  specify  where   ) .

💀   //   kidnap  my  muse .

😶   //   put  a  hand  over  my  muse’s  nose   &   mouth .

💥   //   tighten  something  around  my  muse’s  throat  that  restricts  their  blood - flow  /  oxygen  supply     (   please  specify   ) .

❣️                             SOFT   INTERACTIONS  !

send  one  of  these  in  to  see  my  muse’s  reaction  (  add “ +reverse”  for  my  muse  to  do  the  action  to  yours ) .

[ crawl ]  for  your  muse  to  crawl  into  bed  with  mine .

[ flower ]  for  your  muse  to  offer  my  muse  their  favourite  flower .

[ slow dance ]  for  your  muse  to  ask  my  muse  to  slow  dance .

[ gift ]  for  your  muse  to  surprise  my muse  with  a  gift  ( & bonus if you add what the fit is ) .

[ homemade gift ]  for  your  muse  to  make  my  muse  a  gift    ( & bonus if you add what the fit is ) .

[ serenade ]  for  your  muse  to  sing  to  my  muse .

[ embrace ]  for  your  muse  to  pull  my  muse  into  a  tight  embrace .

[ caress ]  for  your  muse  to  gently  run  their  hand  down  my  muse’s  face .

[ caught ]  for  your  muse  to  catch  my  muse  wearing  their  shirt .

[ love letter ]  for  your  muse  to  give  my  muse  a  love  letter  they  wrote  for  them

[ boop ]  for  your  muse  to  boop  my  muse  on  the  nose .

[ date? ]  for  your  muse  to  ask  my  muse  to  go  on  a  date .

[ confess ]  for  your  muse  to  confess  their  feelings  to  my  muse .

[ sleepy ]  for  your  muse  to  slowly  fall  alseep  on  my  muse’s  lap .

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

I thought we’d go back to that hotel, no?