I Love Daegal As Much As The Next Person, But We Can’t Forget That He Literally Led Merlin To His Worst

hope sergio and his family are doing alright

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

He is lord

Duck is lord

He is:

Lord

Lord

Lord

Duck is lord

Paul Matthews wrote this

If Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, then why can’t I find all the FUCKS I used to give?

Starkid Jokes Everyone Forgets About - The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals Edition

“You know how much of that money actually goes to the sea turtles?” “Well none I just made it up.” “That’s right, none!”

“It all goes to line the pockets of some corporate bigwigs, I give my money directly to the people who need it!” “Spare change for the homeless?” “Sorry I don’t have anything.”

Peanuts the squirrel

“You mean like a flash mob?” “Yeah, I mean, what else could it have been?” “Well did you get a video of it?” “No.” “You’re fucking useless Paul!”

“Melissa get my wife on the phone for me!” “Mr. Davidson I think I should leave.” “No Paul, I want you to hear this, if you leave you’re fired.”

That thing Jeff/Mr. Davidson does with his jaw when he’s on the phone with his wife.

“I know this is probably a bad time but uh, do you like film?” “You know what Paul it is a bad time!”

“Professor Hidgens! I’m his favorite student because I brought him groceries once?”

“Well if this is the apocalypse, maybe we should go to a church?” “No, no, no we are all from different denominations, and we cannot split up. I’m a Presbyterian I’m not gonna die in your dirty-ass Methodist church.”

“Who is it?” “Professor Hidgens?” “Don’t lie to me whoever you are, I’M Professor Hidgens!”

(Alexa chime)

“Wait! Ted! My husband’s brains fell out today~ If I cant be a wife to him now what kind of woman am I?” “I don’t know Charlotte, I’m not your therapist!” ... “your husband’s dead you should upgrade... to a sleazeball”

The Grace Chastity rant (“And now I’M defending Grace Chastity of all people!”)

“Should I take this chair?” “I’ll get the piano!”

“I feel so bad about how I treated Erica back there...” “Emma.” “Gahzunteit”

*Lauren dragging herself on the ground* “Fuuuuuuck” “Emma... I hate to say it now but that’s what seatbelts are for.” “Shiiiiiit.”

Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (pt. 2)

Noel: I don’t do relationships.

Mischa: *exists*

Noel: Shit.

~

Noel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Mischa: ..Have you never taken a shower before?

~

Ocean: Just be yourself.

Noel: 'Be myself'? Ocean, I have one day to win Mischa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ricky: Couple weeks.

Constance: Six months.

Jane Doe: Jury’s still out.

Noel: See, Ocean?

Noel: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

~

Ocean: From now on we will be using code names.

Ocean: You can address me as Eagle One.

Ocean: Noel is “been there done that”.

Ocean: Ricky is “currently doing that”.

Ocean: Constance is “it happened once in a dream”.

Ocean: Jane Doe is “if I had to pick a gal”.

Ocean: And Mischa is...

Ocean: Eagle Two

Mischa: Oh thank god.

~

Ocean: I CAN'T DO IT!

Noel, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Ocean: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Mischa: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Ocean:

Ocean: I appreciate it,

Ocean: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Ricky: Ocean-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Constance: Ocean we gotta-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Ocean: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Ocean, motioning to Jane Doe: NOT FUCKING THIS

~

Ocean: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Noel: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Mischa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Noel, learn to listen.

Ricky: What if it bites itself and I die?

Constance: That’s voodoo.

Jane Doe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Noel: That’s correlation, not causation.

Ricky: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Constance: That’s kinky.

Ocean: Oh my God.

why is Merlin so stressful I wasn't expecting this I came here for dumbassery and the repressed gay not for all this seriousness and consequences and DEATHS

I think she hates her because it seems like she’s replacing Jane. Y’know, her sister who died one year before this all happens

Guys, we still don't know why Emma hates Becky! We never even see the interact except at the end when they all stand together. In even then, there's no indication that they even know each other. Like, idk do you guys think we'll get the answer in a future show or what? Cuz now I really wanna know.

Why Robert Manion is Amazing

TGWDLM:

-“WRONG! I shot a charlatan!”

-“Sing the beginning of Moana! I said song goddamn it!”

- “This is humanities eleventh hour.” *sits down seductively*

-*bitch slaps Paul’s hand in Show Me Your Hands*

TWISTED:

-“ He FuCkED a tiGER”

- “ All hail, Achmed, the tiger fucker.”

-“Well, unlike Aladdin he probably had a family who loved him!” “Yes.” “Exactly”