Our Vain Boi Ron Does The 10-step Korean Skincare Routine In The Moring And In The Evening Religiously.

Nixon: We need a plan. Ok, here’s the plan. Step 1: get a plan. Step 2: do the plan.

Nixon, not sarcastically at all: [smirks] Yep, this is working!

Winters: Nixon! Focus.

Speirs: How did you find me?

Winters: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, "Now, who could that be?".

Ah yes. Me. My model boyfriend. And his abnormally large shark plushy from the aquarium he always visits.

im sorry but my boy chuck here

has the same energy as

Dike: *screams*

Speirs: *screams louder to assert dominance*

Winters: Should we do something?

Nixon: No, I wanna see who wins.

ronnie ft. sharkboy

our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!

Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean. 

No one knows.

No one will ever know. 

Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches. 

Band of Brothers screencaps/edits (133/?)

Shifty ♡

i feel like there is a rule that Speirs cannot be left alone with Penkala and Skinny, because the latter too are marely children and they worship the ground Speirs walks on so it is incredible easy for him to talk them into doing something stupid

like i feel once Alex had to go the hospital because speirs was like “if you hit on something hard constantly, your bones will become stronger and you will suffer minimal injuries” and Alex straight up jumped out of the third floor window to test this

Henry V by the cast of Band of Beards Brothers part one (part two, part three)