Muck, over the phone, holding his bloody nose: Hey, Malark! We're best friends, right, bro?
Malarkey, sighing: Normally I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is heading somewhere I won't like.
this is what happened at Bastogne, you can’t change my mind-
easy company as text messages from my apush groupchat
“No medic has ever been so…very small. You’re very small, Doc. You’re a tiny thing.”
— Babe Heffron
I made this at 2 am after scrolling through TikTok. (And i love Nix but it’s very in character of him to say “im trash”)
In this house we love and respect David Kenyon Webster.
Babe: I can explain.
Roe: Can you?
Babe: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Shifty Powers as Artemis
“One time I was in a training session in Aldbourne on munitions and demolition being taught by Lewis Nixon. Some of the guys were not paying proper attention, talking, yacking it up a little, which annoyed Nixon. So he nonchalantly grabbed a ¼ stick of TNT, right in plain sight, attached a fuse, lit it, and threw it into the middle of the crowd. The fuse was plenty long enough to allow someone to safely grab it and throw it clear with plenty of time to spare”
- Ed “Doc” Pepping, Easy Company Medic
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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