Liebgott: i cant belive you and Toye broke the bed last night
Perconte: yeah, it must have been wild
Luz: aha yeah..
*last night*:
Luz: i bet you cant jump high enough to touch the ceiling
Toye: try me.
Roe: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, and a really dark sense of humor.
BoB Text Posts: Liebgott and Webster edition
Sobel: Winters, they will find you guilty, the sentence is death. You’ll be hung at dawn.
Nixon: HE’S ALREADY HUNG
Winters: Excuse me while I punch my boyfriend
Penkala: FOUR MONTHS!
Malarkey: What's wrong with him?
Muck, holding back laughter: Just wait-
Penkala: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT-
Skip: Oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly
Shifty: You’re right, because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however; I would maim.
Lipton: Look, you don't want Speirs to die. And I don't want Speirs to die. So let's work together to make sure Speirs doesn't want Speirs to die.
Nix: Fantastic plan but have you ever fucking met Speirs
Imagine the Easy boys finding a frickin' flame thrower.
Lipton: We are not taking the flame thrower-
Speirs: *grabs the flame thrower and uses it in mid air* BURN BABY BURN
Easy Company: *hides behind Lipton*
Gene: I’m leaving- Nobody here except Winters has common sense or a regard for their own safety.
The rest of Easy Company in the background:
@rayleighshughes, our convos have given me inspiration that can last me until the end of time- how many times can i fucking thank you, ma’am??
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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