Omega--webster - Emily/♒ / 🇺🇸🇩🇪 /loves History

nobody:

Webster: 🧍🏻

Has this been done before??

Liebgott: “Is Water Wet?” Dumb question, argued out, tired.

Liebgott: “Is Lava Wet?” Hot new debate topic, fresh, exciting.

Webster: Im not discussing this

Speirs: What did you do?

Luz: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me...

Speirs: What. Did. You. Do?

Luz: Okay, first, I was minding my own business—

Speirs: [slams his hand on table] BULLSHIT!

Luz: I WAS!

Dick Winters: If we succeed, I’m going to be Charles and you’ll be my Camilla.

Lewis Nixon: (to himself) I’m going to be Dick’s queen! If the public will accept me, I’m going to be Dick’s queen!

Malarkey: I have 7 empty notebooks and no idea what to put in them, any suggestions?

Perconte: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am taking suggestions from anyone, except you

Muck: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I'm taking suggestions from anyone, except from the two of you

Luz: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am no longer taking suggestions

Roe, guiding Skinny to the Jeep after giving him morphine: Ok be careful. Don’t step in that foxhole.

Skinny: *staggering around*

Roe, pointing to the hole: To the left!

Skinny, mumbling in a daze: Take it back now y’all.

Roe, swerving him around it: Criss cross.

Skinny, about to pass out: Cha cha real smooth.

Roe, almost at the Jeep: Need to rest? Deep breaths. Hands on your knees, hands on your knees.

Skinny, literally unconscious: ...Get funky with it.

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bonus:

Richard Winters and Lewis Nixon, Camp Toccoa 1940s, colorized