Welt E6 With My HCs

HSR vs HI3 Post arguement

HSR:

Anaxa: I’m sorry about anything I said it was all in the heat of the moment

Phainon: oh Anaxa, it’s fine I understand fully. We’re still friends at the end of the day

Anaxa: I’m happy about that Phainon

HI3:

Kevin: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE I SAID IM SORRY ALREADY

Su: *Beating the shit out of Kevin with a slipper.* SORRY ISNT FUCKING ENOUGH! FOR THE LAST 50,000 YEARS IVE PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT AND IM MAKING YOU PAY FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU PUT ME THROUGH *Starts calling Kevin every slur known to man in every single fucking language*

Elysia: *Trying to pull Su away.*

i have unpopular (probably unheard of ships) and semi popular ships.

-Kosma x Kalpas

-Scar x Jiyan (don’t ask why it just clicks in my little brain) (WuWa)

- Wanshi x Chrome (PGR)

-Theresa x Himeko Murata (HI3)

-Kiana x Mei (it’s Canon okay?)

-Bronya x Seele (HI3/HSR)

-Welt x Void Archives (HI3)

-Dan Heng x Male Trailblazer (HSR)

-March x female trailblazer (HSR)

-Himeko x Kafka (HSR)

-Tesla x Einstein (They Are literally Welt’s lesbians parents and you can make me think otherwise) (HI3)

-Lyle x APHO Mc (Adam) (HI3)

-Camu x Roland (PGR)

-Kamui x Lee (PGR)

-Su x Kevin

-Eden x Elysia

That’s all I have for romantic ships

i have some platonic friendships I enjoy that aren’t canon

-Pantalone and Capitano (They Are just silly little guys)

-Carole and Bronya (Sisters Honestly)

-Joey and Bronya (big sister little brother.)

-Kosma and Kevin (Father son dynamic)

-Kosma and Griseo (Brother and sister vibe)

yeah. My option is always invaluable because of how it verrs from the norm. Just some food for thought.

October, hmmmm

Shitpost tober!

Give me idea for shitposts to write OR give me headcanons to write for y’all

Guys real question, how the fuck do I stop serving cunt? Like serious question. I’m scaring away my guy friends. I look to good and it’s giving way too much.

(Ship Post)

(Dr. Mei x Su x Kevin)

Dr. Mei lets out an overdramatic sigh, pulling Su into a hug from behind “ Su~ it My turn with you~.” Mei says

Kevin scoffs “According to whom?” Kevin crosses his arms “According to me! Your constantly hogging him, I think I should get a turn now. Your not the only one with needs and desires.“ Mei says tightening her hold around Su’s waist “I thought I made myself clear when I said you get your turn with him when I’m busy. It’s not my fault you don’t use that opportunity.” Kevin says with a sigh

“ You took a break from project stigma and now your never busy and I don’t get my turn. It’s not fair, I should get to play with Su just as much as you do!” Mei says “ So I’ll just take my turn now, right here.” Mei begins to lick and bite Su’s neck causing him to shiver “ What a sex deprived women you are Mei. Your going to use him right here? In my office? Where anyone could walk in and see?” Kevin says

“ Hey, here’s an idea. Let just take it to the bedroom and you both can take turn with me. Or maybe both of you can use me at the same time. How about that? Kevin gets to keep using me and Mei gets her turn. It’s a win win!” Su says putting up his hand in a calm fashion trying to keep the two from fighting over his body. “ No let’s not take it to the bedroom. We can have a threesome right here in my office. It’s still a win win isn’t it Su?” Kevin says grabbing Su’s chin with one hand and forcing Su to look up at him “ I don’t mind that idea. The thrill of getting caught just get me hot.” Mei says. Su gulps before sighing, this wasn’t going exactly how he wanted it but at least they weren’t fighting… Su just hopes he can walk in the morning

(End of the post. If ya’ll want me to I’ll post a follow up smut to go along with it.)

I fucking love this

hc that before asking his bf out fura taishi has to pass through arima’s evil parents

-Shitpost-

“Wait- How do I know your not Sparkle?” Caelus asks

“How do you know I am sparkle?” Welt says giving Caelus finger guns

“Good question.” Caelus says

Welt face palms

“Caelus That’s the joke. Don’t over think it.” Welt says

“Hmm.” Caelus says

“No seriously I’m Sparkle. Stop thinking you’ll hurt yourself.” Sparkle says ending her false appearance as Welt

“Hmmmm.” Caelus continues to think

“Dear Aeons above CAELUS.” Sparkle says shaking Caelus’s shoulders

“Huh?” Caelus says having snapped back into his senses

-just a dumb idea-

Y’all get ear pain when you get ear infections?

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

{Kosma x Kalpas short}

Kosma leans his head against Kalpas’s chest. His eyes closed as he slowly drifts to sleep. Kalpas gently wraps his arms around Kosma’s waist. Kalpas was not used to cuddling or being cuddled. Though not used to it, Kalpas wants nothing more then Kosma to be comfortable.

“God how did I end up with someone as sweet and kind as you? You’re so… perfect. I’m a monster..” Kalpas buries his face is Kosma’s hair

“Your not a Monster. People just don’t understand you.” Kosma mumbles, placing a hand on top of his hand

~End of short, idk this was just a short little thing if you want me to add more just ask man.~

So fucking around on HOYOLAB and someone points out how Mr. Recca might be HSR’s actual Joachim (Welt)

The comments

And I thought it would be so fucking funny. Bc it’s like. You two look nothing alike how are you the same person, and then Welt reveals that deep down he is straight up batshit crazy.

Am I wrong or no?

Pretty much like this meme |

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