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hoe tips: how to give a fire blowjob 🔥🍆

-i recommend going in with little makeup or no makeup bc your face WILL get wet and messy super quick. if you do plan on wearing makeup, make sure you set that shit with powder puff, and press that shit into your skin HARD and use a setting spray. also wear a super waterproof mascara, bc your eyes will water, and have tissues nearby for after so you can wipe your face. also, try not to eat at least 2-3 hours before so you don’t accidentally throw up. also if you don’t know this person well or don’t know their status use a damn condom.

-tease your partner. start with lots of kissing (or a massage 😋 look here)  while rubbing their dick through their pants. go slowly. dirty talk is good here too. tease them for a while, let the anticipation build up.

-sucking their dick while they’re lying down with your back arched and your ass in the air is super sexy, or you can try being on your knees if your partner is more of the dominant type. when you finally pull their dick out, start off with a simple handjob. then, graze their dick with your mouth, and start long licks from their balls to the tip of their dick.

-dry head is unpleasureable. use LOTS of spit. put their dick to the back of your throat. your gag reflex will kick in and you will gag on their dick, causing you to produce lots of spit. the sound of you gagging will turn them on also.

-start sucking their dick,by using your hands and your mouth. start by gripping (not super tightly,just firm) the base of their dick in your hand(s), then wrap your mouth around the rest, so your lips meet your fist. then move your hands and your mouth up and down in a rhythmic motion while sucking. use more suction going up then going down. do NOT use your teeth.

-now i know we all want to be cute, but you can’t be cute when sucking dick,sorry. be sloppy as hell. lose your inhibition. go all out. 

-sound effects can really help. loud sucking + slurping + gagging + moaning = them nutting faster

-eye contact is important. looking up at them while you suck their dick will make them go crazy.

-don’t forget about their balls either! lightly massage,lick and suck on them as well. don’t do it too hard though, it can be uncomfortable.

-if your mouth gets tired,you can go back to giving them a hand job, or if you’re well endowed in the breast area, you can put their dick between your breasts and titty fuck them. dirty talk is good too. either way be sure to give your mouth a break so you don’t tire yourself out too quickly.

-if you wanna be an extra bitch & deepthroat, use throat numbing spray. you can find it online or in drugstores by the medicine & shit. spray it in the back of your throat beforehand.

-when they nut, you have a few options. swallowing is ideal but if you’re a freaky bitch you can take it to the face or titties. only do this if you know this person is STD free, otherwise just let them cum in the condom.

How to give amazing blow jobs by Blakley Jules

21 tips and tricks to make ur guy crave you, you’re welcome ;)

1. kiss his neck then continue all the way down his body (stomach) till you reach the dick

2. when you get to the penis, take your tongue out and lick from the top (tip) all the way down to the bottom (by the balls), then back up, then put it in your mouth

3. put one hand around the part of his dick that doesn’t comfortably fit in your mouth and use that to help support the bj

4. make sure your tongue is working hard core. remember, the tongue is a muscle so use that mofo

5. don’t get confused by the name “blow” job. you should be sucking. not too hard, not too softly.

6. take your tongue and move it up and press it directly on the tip of the head(very top). Yeah sounds nasty but they’ll die of happiness

7. or take your tongue and circle it around the head, they love that too

8. side note here’s a tip to make it easier to deep throat: hold down your left thumb all the way into your palm, it somehow helps to stop your gag reflex

9. if you place your pointer finger and thumb (use the hand you’re using to help the bj) around your lips like you’re outlining your lips, itll feel like you’re going deeper than you actually are.

10. when you’re ready for your jaw to take a break try this: take both hands and put them stacked around his penis, then gently, key word GENTLY, twist in opposite directions. 

11. this sounds weird, but pretend you’re loving it as much as he is. this will make him more turned on, moan while his thingy is in your mouth, the vibrations of the moans will add some good feelings too

12. body temps rise during hookups, so suck a piece of ice before giving him a bj, or even take a cold sip of water in the middle of the process. hell thank you later

13. gross but awesome for guys: gently massage their balls, but be VERY FUCKING CAREFUL because they are sensitive beyong beleif

14. make sure it’s wet, lots of saliva or lube, whatever you prefer

15. occasionally go super deep, as deep as you can go, then go back into the normal flow of how you were blowing him before

16. big fyi: alcohol causes your throat to tighten making it harder to deep throat or even give a bj at all

17. majority of guys like pain while being stimulated so if he’s down for that, dig your nails into his chest or back, or nibble the bottom of his tummy. but test out the waters slowly and make sure hes cool with it

18. don’t hide away under covers, he prolly wants to watch the action ;)

19. when he starts to “finish” go slowly again

20. try this to drive them fucking insane: when you feel them about to finish, stop blowing him and slightly squeeze his dick at the bottom with your hand, then wait a second, then continue. 

21. and lastly, try some cool positions: both laying on sides, can also 69 like this or have him on his knees kinda on top of you so he can help move up and down to how he likes it

hope these tips helped at least a little, remember to reblog and give me creds :)

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Pineapple 🍍 Cranberries 🍒 Strawberries 🍓 Basically any fruit 🍉🍐🍎🍑 Water (Lots of it) 💦 100% cranberry / pineapple juice no sugar added 🍹

And foods you should avoid 🙅🏽: Meat 🐄 Eggs 🐔 Dairy 🐮 Sugar 🍦🍫🍰🍭 Beer/Wine/Alcohol/Soda 🍷🍻 Coffee ☕️ Smoking 🚬

Random hoe tips (pt. 2)

Vitamin E can help alleviate period symptoms. It’s in avocados, almonds, broccoli, etc. 

Take 1 banana and a tablespoon of honey and mix together to make a nice face mask. 

Avoid wearing cotton panties before and after sex because cotton panties trap lint in the crevices of your thighs. 

Take a detox bath. Mix 1 cup of ground-up oatmeal, 1 cup of epsom salts, and 2 teaspoons of lavender bud and put 2-3 spoonfuls of the mixture in your bathwater. 

Shave your vag downward or diagonally. 

To hide a hickey, apply green concealer all over and top with foundation and powder. Bam. Hickey-be-gone. 

Avoid feminine washes such as Summer’s Eve. They’ll throw off the natural pH of your vag. Mild soap works just fine. 

An amazing product is Anastasia Dipbrow Pomade. You’re welcome. 

If you use hair removal creams on your vag, you’re more prone to a yeast infection. 

Need a natural facial toner? Dilute 1 teaspoon of apple cider vinegar in a cup of water. 

Yoni oil makes your vag extremely soft. 

Foods with Vitamin B6 will help relieve bloating. It’s found in bananas, oatmeal, potatoes, etc. 

Rimmel Stay Matte foundation is only $6, is great for full coverage, and feels absolutely weightless. 

When you bleed onto your panties during your period, put your stained panties into a mixture of ¾ ice cold water and ¼ peroxide. Mix the liquid and give it 2-3 hours before letting your blood-free panties dry. 

Vaseline cocoa butter or Johnson’s baby lotion does wonders for your legs after you shave. 

Coconut oil and brown sugar make the perfect body exfoliator. 

Maybelline Pumped Up Mascara is tear-proof. 

Honey and white sugar make the perfect lip scrub. 

If you don’t exactly know how to shave your vag: exfoliate, rub the area with baby oil to soften the hair, shave with a 4-blade razor (they do a better job shaving) and apply unscented deodorant liberally to avoid razor bumps. 

Drinking cranberry juice helps prevent UTIs. 

Cranberries and pineapples help improve the natural scent of your vag. 

Men’s razors are cheaper than women’s razors and they also shave a lot better. 

If you have sensitive skin, use witch hazel, rose water, or mud masks. 

Do NOT douche. Douching can cause STIs and yeast infections. 

Soak your feet in lemon juice; hot water will dry out your skin. 

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