Im Bitches As Well

lowk js in my shower rn, scrolling tumblr

ani's clan has neutral, nourishing flesh that she can use to mend wounds and strengthen others. its a pretty gory process in the middle of it, so as a result she sees it as gruesome work, but actually for the patient it feels very intimate and soothing. ani doesn't believe that though and thinks people are just being nice

Christian Angel Artorias vs Manus, Starscourge Radahn, Ranni the Witch, Malenia Blade of Miquella, Queen Marika The Eternal, Base Serpent Messmer The Impaler

however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die

REALLLLL

my talent is going from “im full, i don’t want anything to eat” to “i’m so hungry i’m nauseous” in a matter of seconds

guys im lowkey losing it. I had the worst high ever and now i have no seratonin left and no energy to try

#whatswrongwithme

this man is staring at the wall in front of him hard as hell rn