If You Ever Feel Sorry For Yourself Just Remember That I Got Scolded By The Cashier At McDonalds’ Because

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

WARNING, IMPORTANT:

DO NOT DRINK 2 CUPS WITH 4 PACKS OF SUGAR ON A COMPLETELY EMPTY STOMACH. I THINK I'M VIBRATING. I MIGHT BECOME THE FLASH.

Sometimes I like to think of myself as a Reasonable Adult who makes Reasonable Adult Decisions.

And then sometimes Amazon marketing figures out that I’m pretending

Oh dear god, I’m sorry but I’d murder any one of you to go to this exhibit

Art With A Purrr-pose: Cats Take Over The Worcester Art Museum

"Meow" explores our age-old fascination with these furry creatures using a trove of works from the museum's collection. And, this project is even playing a role in finding homes for rescue cats.

The team at the Worcester Art Museum dug deep into the their collection of 35,000 objects to unearth and better understand cat imagery through the ages.

Oh, and one part of the exhibit includes adoptable, live cats.

“One risk this project has is that it’s too cute,” said Jon Seydl, head of curatorial affairs at the museum.

Cue the cuteness.

Updated with the correct spelling of Worcester. We regret the error.

It's finals week and I need something to cheer me up

Oh dear

Hey guys. EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE who reblogs this post BY MAY 5TH 2019 will be getting a small monster design based on your blog theme, name, or profile picture. Let’s go.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!?

Where’s Wally...

To normal people:

To Disney/Pixar fans:

To Young Justice fans:

^^^^^^^relatable

The further adventures of science cat

I THINK I PEED MYSELF

Thank you. This is exactly how I feel. Stuff like this is the reason I get on Tumblr, to see I'm not alone on these things, that I'm not a freak, and that there are other people who feel the same. F#?$ other people and their rules about what's "normal" or not.

Sorry if that got a little weird, I'm just bein' honest here.

Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that fanfiction an back-stories for every character and you get frikin’ feels about that universe and it’d be the most coolest thing if you could just be bothered to frikin’ write it.

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