Me When I Was Little: When I Grow Up Im Gonna Have Lots Of Friends And Ill Love Them All Lots!!!

Me when I was little: when I grow up im gonna have lots of friends and ill love them all lots!!!

Me now: *sees best friend* who the FUCK put this disgusting radish in my line of sight i am going to f i g h t

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7 years ago

I'm always on Tumblr. I'm just never posting.

Olivia, why are you stalking my profile?

Seriously, what the hell dude?

7 years ago

Harry Hook and Tik Tok Croc - Headcanons

- Okay, so it’s already cannon that Harry had tried to get Tik Tok Croc to bite off his hand so he could wear a real hook like his father, which failed, but what if Tik Tok had just instantly liked Harry

- Like, imagine Harry being really disappointed when Uma and Gil start dragging him back to Ursula’s restaurant but they realized that the crocodile was <i> following them. </i> When they pause, the creature instantly goes up to Harry’s side and just stares up, blinking at the dark haired teen.

- Gil immediately starts gushing about how it’s really cute and Uma is just like ‘serves you right for making me come all the way here

- So now Harry has this crocidile following him around everywhere, but what is anyone gonna do? It’s a freaking <i> crocodile </i>

-While Harry was super annoyed at first, he eventually grew fond of the creature and TiK Tok kind l just became sort of pet/sidekick. (and not just because his intimidation factor went up 90%)

-Uma even stopped complaining about him shedding his scales everywhere, and soon would start sneaking him some food here and there.

- Tik Tok staying in the water near Ursala’s restaurant when the gang is working and at night.

- He quickly became the mascot for their ship.

- When the trio move to Auradon, Harry rufuses to not have Tik Tok by his side at all times (despite the Fairy Godmother’s more than obvious concerns about the safety for the children)

- Harry insisted on keeping Tik Tok in the tub in their dorm, but it became clear that it wasn’t a good place to keep an animal. He was absolutely devastated, like Uma having to comfort a crying Harry every time he saw any sort of animal, but agreed to move Tik Tik into an animal rescue exhibit.

- He visits his beloved friend every days even gets to go inside the area where he usually just talks or plays catch.

5 years ago

What video are the 1st & 3rd gifs from?

Phase two is coming! The familiar sentence with the eye twitch…

Phase Two Is Coming! The Familiar Sentence With The Eye Twitch…
Phase Two Is Coming! The Familiar Sentence With The Eye Twitch…
Phase Two Is Coming! The Familiar Sentence With The Eye Twitch…
Phase Two Is Coming! The Familiar Sentence With The Eye Twitch…

PHASE TWO IS NEAR!!!

The sentence is the same as the video where Jack tested us and said to move onto the next phase .. it’s almost as though he’s testing to see if we are still watching so he can proceed with phase two of his plan.

The eye twitch is associated with antisepticeye but both of these videos have had the eye twitch and the stare through our souls.. but this stare looks alittle angrier than last time.

BUCKLE UP GUYS @therealjacksepticeye

7 years ago

You guys just need to get on my level! Or not, I mean, I could use some arm rests. :P

Man I Forgot How Much I Love These 2
Man I Forgot How Much I Love These 2
Man I Forgot How Much I Love These 2

man i forgot how much i love these 2

7 years ago

Which ones me? I forgot which one I said, they all kinda sound like me anyway.

Hetalia Characters as Things My Friends and I Have Said

Germany: yeah I’d like uhhhhhhh 50 dogs please

France: I HAVE A BAGUETTE EMOJI????

Italy: But what if we don’t.

America: (about the US) This is simultaneously the best and worst country ever.

Russia: I hate you. So, no, I will not knit you a sweater.

Japan: Theres no salt in cocaine, Krista.

China: oH MY GOD ITS A GIANT PANDA!!!

Greece: I just want like 10 cats and to not have to make friends

Canada: But what if we… hugged them?

7 years ago

@featherisafox I'm up for it as long as I can climb on things.

i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at

8 years ago
On September 20th, 2018, There Will Be A Ten-Year Merlinian Meet-Up At The Chateau De Pierrefonds, The

On September 20th, 2018, there will be a Ten-Year Merlinian Meet-Up at the Chateau de Pierrefonds, the castle Merlin was filmed at. This is in honor of the ten-year anniversary to when the first episode, The Dragon’s Call, was aired.

The plan is to get as many Merlinians as possible to come to the event to celebrate and relive all the memories from the show. They would also like to invite all the main cast members and directors/producers!

(Please keep in mind that if you were to plan on attending, you would have to pay for your own airline tickets and lodgings and food etc.)

This was announced at least 3 years before the event to give you all time to secure lodgings, raise money, and plan everything else.

For more information, go to their Facebook page or their Twitter page.

Please repost this and share with all Merlinians you know, and thoroughly consider going to this event in 2018! It might be the best day of your Merlinian life…

7 years ago

Damn. I have to do this now, don't I?

Pass the happy! 💛 When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications 😊

Oh! Cool!1. Dogs2. My friends3. Foxes4. Musicals5. Richard Goranski

I tag uhh @fandomiseverything @hunteroftheunknown @wolfiewinston @jerich0nichii if ya want @but-jesuschrist-im-never-good and I don’t have Internet right now so I’ll finish tagging people later.

7 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY SOON-TO-BE-FAKE NAME!!!! You're welcome. The actual answer was two pedos..... I'm a terrible person. @fandomiseverything See what you did to me? Jk.

No, that's not it. Here it is: HOW MANY DEAD BABIES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? XD

Nicole Ann Kramer is this you?Answer: none.

7 years ago

Ok

Nope, a pile of babies. Wanna know something sad?

….

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