I work at a daycare with infants.
One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.
There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”
My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”
To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”
Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.
I live off three hours of sleep and fanfiction.
So...the tittle changed huh
I made something…
and I’m not sure if I should hate myself or love myself for it..
Syndisparklez!💖
Oh, right! Of course! How could we forget the dick bone 😏
My school’s biology teacher has a deer fetus in a jar
Oh my god
@featherisafox @fandomiseverything This is hilarious, and so is the gif. XD
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
i just need to have this scene on my blog. here it is for anyone else who does
No you don't. Should've done it to Olivia or your brother. They wouldv'e gotten the joke. *Sniff* *sniff* hehehehehehehe
No, that's not it. Here it is: HOW MANY DEAD BABIES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? XD
Nicole Ann Kramer is this you?Answer: none.
Hug me, Eva, I'm scared. (Hehehe, childer be angry)
I feel like green is an underrated colour
like idk people seem to often go to red and purple and black and stuff but like
just take a second to appreciate how pretty green is