Ostrich Meme 4

okay sure, if Will gets vecna'd I'd love to see some intense angst. Whether it's being tortured with his crush on Mike, or getting to see the trauma Lonnie inflicted, I don't care. I just love some sad shit. BUT, I do think the funniest and saddest outcome would be if Will gets vecna'd and it has no effect. Like he just isn't scared. No matter what vecna shows him Will's just like, "Yeah, that sucked." And moves on. Because he's already done this. He's been having nightmares about the bullying, his dad, the upside down, since middle school. It's gotten to the point it barely fazes him. He just doesn't care anymore. And Henry just doesn't know what to fucking do with him. Like ???? what scares this kid?

It won't happen but like I can imagine it. Anyway the anxiety bout postings here so the end

Milo's gay uncles whom the fandom collectively cherishes

I'm watching milo murphy's law and what the fuck is up with the time traveling pistachio guys

the most "don't judge a book by it's cover" bitches ever are the ones with a resting bitch face but act like such a sunshine and/or richie tozier

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it's me. I'm bitches.

you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends

it's december so this post i made in september is getting notes.

I need this but I can't draw for shit (don't have the motivation) PLEAsE SOMEONE DRAW IT

I'm gonna start posting more about my ocs so here's some stuff I made with random images I have saved and pictures of my characters I made with the nuggts character maker! :)

Me: I should go to bed...

Me: *Starts an entirely different project instead*

Ship bingo! I couldn't find any that fit my preferences so I made my own. Feel free to reblog/repost!

lol gues what fuckers

The gender be gendering and being a boy sure is awesome hope it don't change anytime soon this is great!

I say that now but wait till tomorrow when I reblog this like "lol gues what fuckers!" because my luck be like that

Man life is funny when you just stop giving a shit. Like you distance yourself. Act like you're not a human experiencing the fall of humanity, imagine ur an alien watching it. Watching them scramble to pick up the pieces they themselves broke.

However we got here I don't know, but for this metaphor let's say god's how. God is you in this metaphor. You've just placed your very fish hungry cat into a fish tank. The fish tank has to water but a multitude of fish. All the cat must do is eat the fish. The cat then grows a fucking hand and fucking fills the tank with water. Then when the cat cannot breathe it's shocked. It hops and skips for air and gives up because, "Well not much I can do about it; I mean I'm only a cat." The cat is thinking. So the cat just slowly fucking drowns. And you just stand there like,

And you're simply in too much shock to help your drowning cat and honestly the fish might be dead too they were out of the water for a while. And what the fuck is going on and why the fuck did your cat GROW A FUCKING ARM!??!?!?!??!?

Anyway so in this metaphor, God is you, the cat is humanity, the arm is economics and fossil fuel and colonisation, the fishes are earth and existence, and of course the water is the global issues we're facing.

The point is, if a cat growing an arm and drowning itself isn't funny to you, get rid of the water pussy. Get it? Pussy. It's a cat metaphor- Anyway! If it is funny to you then like just fucking watch! Like see what happens. I don't know!? Maybe the arm comes back and grabs a bucket. The funniest and most likely outcomes are,

1.) The cat just fucking sits down and takes it, slowly drowning with a care in the world. (We all die like the dinos did)

2.) The cat freaks out and pushes the fish tank over and it explodes into a million shards of glass. (Apocalypse senario)

3.) The cat stands up and steps out of the tank. (Moving planets)

4.) The cat drinks the water and then chokes and dies (We use our problems to cause more problems)

5.) The cat grabs a bucket and slowly dumps out the water. (We fix this shit)

Either way I'm rooting for 5 but I cannot wait to see what happens, especially if it's six. Oh six is the cat growing gills which is basically just the frog in a pot metaphor where we all just get used to the planet being on fire and not being able to breathe nice air.

Any bye!!!!!