Well Well Well. How The Wheels On The Bus Have Gone Round And Round

Well well well. How the wheels on the bus have gone round and round

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2 months ago

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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6 months ago

0% of you are accepting this I 100% agree

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tua

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

6 months ago

I added 1,877 words to my script today so now I feel really nice inside. Please, Tumblr, make me feel validated.

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shitpost writing happy words scripts script writing

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5 months ago

THE WORLD ISENDING GOD IS dE

aD NI~OTHEING IS EVERYRTHING AND I CANT FWHAY THE FUCK NONONOONONONONOONONO THAT IS NOT HOW T HIS WORKS IM PANICK ING DONT WORRY IT OVER SOMETHING STUPID BUT I DO THINK THAT INTERNET IS BROKEN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

5 months ago

wow birds sure do have names! Here's some of society's favorites:

Cardinal

Blue jay

Hawk

Sparrow

Eagle

In comparison here are some of my favourite bird names:

Dickcissel

Tufted Titmouse

Wall creeper

Pyrrhuloxia

Emu

That last one is mostly a dedication to my friend @i-may-be-an-emu but emu is still a neat and silly name anyway so it works.

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lol haha funny shitpost birds memes lolz hilarious wild birds bird no but seriously pigeon cardinal emu ha ha funny birdblr lolzzz who names a bird the dickcissel ostrich ostriches lolzers lolzies emus pyrrhuloxia wall creeper wall creepers tufted titmouse is the plural tufted titmice or tufted titmouses? dickcissel

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

3 months ago

Anyone else remember that one episode of scooby doo when they were in some like haunted hotel or sum shit like dat and the whole episode was just fred and daphne investigating or something while Velma tries to bang Shaggy. I'm not kidding. Shaggy's really worried about Scooby because the hotel was "no pets allowed" and never pickss up on how much flirting Velma was doing. I watched it for the first time when I was like 8 and I still remember thinking, "wow Shaggy's a fucking dumbass, stfu about the dog for 8 seconds a fuck yo girl or istg I'll do it for you." Okay that's not excactly what i thought but it's what my bisexual bitch ass thinking now

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lol shitpost scooby doo bisexuals velma shaggy's fucking stupid women r hot ngl

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6 months ago

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1 month ago

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

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banana bread fire text politely screaming in your face

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

3 months ago

HOT TAKES ALLOWED

don't worry abt me using no nicknames for literally no reason

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4 months ago

the sound I make when I'm about to sneeze is the sound Marv makes when he has a spider on his face.

Reblog your sneeze sounds!

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lol haha funny shitpost memes the more you know ha ha funny home alone sneeze sneezing well this was a weird one no I'm serious tell me how you snozzle sounds boy I hope someone who hasn't seen home alone sees this and by some miracle reblogs this “WTF DO YOU MEAN SPIDER ON HIS FACE?!?!?” god it'd be funny on the topic of funny sneezeblr didn't know sneezeblr was a thing *shooting star animation plays* i need to actually tag this i'm not gonna tho

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