I Am A Firm Believer That Ghost Always Under Reacts About Very Serious Things And Freaks Everybody Else

i am a firm believer that ghost always under reacts about Very Serious Things and freaks everybody else out because of it

soap, trying to chat to ghost after they wrap up a mission: —crazy right? and after that he—hey are u even listening to me? wtf

ghost, whose eyes have not been on soap once since he started talking: i’m listening. i’m just also hallucinating my dead family in that corner over there at the same time. i can multitask

soap, Extremely Concerned: ?????????

ghost, now swaying: yea one of them jabbed me with a hallucinogenic. don’t worry, i slit his throat

soap:

ghost: don’t look at me like that, i can handle it. it was only one syringe

soap:

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like imagine 141 post-mission, all sitting quietly in their exfil vehicle and then ghost suddenly sighs extremely loudly

ghost: ugh

price: what, simon??

ghost, peeved: my rib just punctured my lung

everyone:

ghost: :/

price, going into cardiac arrest, so tired of simon’s shit: