Chapters: 1/? Fandom: お兄ちゃんはおしまい! | Oniichan wa Oshimai! (Manga), お兄ちゃんはおしまい! | Oniichan wa Oshimai! (Anime), Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Hozuki Momiji/Oyama Mahiro, Hozuki Kaede/Oyama Mihari Characters: Oyama Mahiro, Oyama Mihari, Hozuki Momiji, Hozuki Kaede, Ouka Asahi, Tenkawa Nayuta, Azuma Chitose, Murosaki Miyo, Kyubey (Madoka Magica) Additional Tags: Angst, Fluff and Angst, Alternate Universe, Mahiro is Madoka! (thats not a good thing), Mahiro is transgender (its the base of this fic), Everyone Is Gay, Mahiro needs a hug, Momiji needs a hug Summary:
Onimai but instead of a magical drug Mahiro needs to make a contract to become girl™ it doesn't go well but don't worry! Momiji can go back in time, what could possibly go wrong!
or basically i fused my Onimai and my Madoka brainrot and made this, free will is real people
!!!!! goated idea
Celeste
Mahiro: Cant believe Mihari's next idea was to send me to a mountain...
Badhiro: Hey
Mahiro: Oh hey!
Mahiro:....
Badhiro:....
Mahiro: Wait what.
Mihari develops the forcemasc drug
Mahiro: This is so cool!!! though i have a question
Mihari: mmh?
Mahiro: What would happen if i take both versions of the drug ?
Mihari: Your body takes a screenshot.
Mahiro: oh i see.... HUH ?!?!
Celeste 2
Mahiro: Well might as well try my best
Momiji: Thats true!!
Badhiro: We are probably going to slip and fall
Mahiro: HEY, dont understimate us
Badhiro: Oh im talking about you and me, Momiji will be fine
Mahiro:....
Badhiro:.....
Momiji: Well she isnt wrong-
Mahiro: HEY!!!! Whatever watch and learn!!!!
Mahiro proceeds to dash into a block of ice and hit her head
Badhiro: We would be dead without you.
Momiji: ... hehe im aware
M-Momiji Hozuki am i right ?
so uh.... Mahiro Oyama am i right ?
The "boys" and yuri
At a short distance, Miyo's can be heard yuri rambling, not being subtle as usual
Yuta: Yuri huh ? have you ever read yuri manga Minato ?
Minato: Mmmh no yet, though i saw some interesting ones the other day
Yuta: Should we give it a shot ?
Minato : Sure!
.........
They read the summer you were there*
Yuta holding back tears: that was nice.. sniff
Minato: .... i wish i was yuri....
Yuta: me too....
Minato: ...
Yuta: ...
Yuta: wait what
Nayuta and Mahiro watching
Chitose: Soooo, hows school Nayuta ?
Nayuta: I have developed a new hobby
Chitose: Oh ?
Nayuta: Its called "Mahiro watching", i just wait and see what silly thing Mahiro chan will do
Chitose: Oh god you sound like Mihari, there cant be that much silly things for you to develop a whole hobby about it.... right ?
Nayuta: Well.....
...........
Mahiro: awawawawa,,,,,im sorry Momiji i panicked and i had just found this really cool sand so i had to put it on my pocket and i thought we were gonna fight and-
Momiji: WHY POCKET SAND?????
.........
Mahiro: I think i have made mistake.
Momiji: What did you do ?
Mahiro: well-
Yuta and Minato enter the classroom looking 200% more Yuri than before
Mahiro: um.. that
Miyo: SUCH A BLESSING!!!
........
Mahiro: do you all sometimes play games for hours and then start seeing the Badhiro?
Momiji: the what ?
Mahiro: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly
........
Mahiro: NAYUTAN WE NEED TO COOK
Nayuta: i dont think we should be selling meth Mahiro chan
Mahiro: I MEANT FOOD
Nayutan: oh-
.....
Chitose: wait what was the last one ?
Nayuta:.... POCKET SAND
Chitose:..... i wear glasses Nayuta
Nayuta: uh oh
Momiji and winning Mahiro over
Momiji: Nayutan... i need your help
Nayuta: yes ?
Momiji: How can i win Mahiro chan over ? you have a lot of information on us.. do you have any idea ?
Nayuta: Finally! i thought you would never ask
......
Momiji: Nayutan... it cant be that simple
Nayuta: Trust me Momiji, it is
......
Momiji: Hey Mahiro chan!
Mahiro: Yes ?
Momiji feeds Mahiro a cookie: Here!
Mahiro: Nom..nom? Momiji why the co-
Momiji scratches Mahiro's chin: hehe
Mahiro: purrrr purr... EEK!
Momiji: Oh my god-
Mahiro: YOU DIDNT HEAR ANYTHING
Momiji: Nayutan... was right!
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