ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DYING AT OBI-WAN ROASTING THE SITH THE JEDI ONLY USE LIGHTSABERS BECAUSE OF WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT WHO THEY ARE AS A PEOPLE “BUT THE SITH USE THEM AS WELL?” “WELL THAT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE OBSESSED WITH US.” AND LIKE HE’S NOT WRONG. THE SITH ARE PRETTY OBSESSED WITH THE JEDI AND I’M JUST LOSING IT BECAUSE OBI-WAN CALLING THE SITH A BUNCH OF OBSESSED LOSERS IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING
Cross and Tech are the siblings who give eachother the most shit let’s be real
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Boba Fett is a better Bounty Hunter than you.
Nice try, Boba. Yer gonna have to do better than that.
Typical day for Cody and Rex
Based on THIS post
These two OCs I made years ago just fit the palette so well I had to do them. Orange it Volpe and green is Finn. They are based in the world of RWBY and I love them so much.
The Girl with the Skeleton Hand
idk another sw:tcw au
Everything is the same but jedi in addition to being force sensitive are mythical creatures (dragon!Anakin, selkie!Obi-Wan)
idea 1
212th gets a briefing before meeting Obi-Wan which explains why they should never touch his Coat. The thing is, the briefing forgot to include a picture. Obi-Wan's Coat is perfectly safe and hidden while Cody gets an aneurism posting armed guards next to every cloak Obi-Wan dramatically sheds in battle. Obi-Wan thinks that Cody makes him pick up the cloaks after himself as a disciplinary action.
-Cody, dear, would you please fetch me my cloak? -General, I'm flattered but I'm not ready for marriage.
idea 2
Dragons have an innate need to hoard. Generally gold but not necessarily. Anakin hoards people. If he could have his way, he would gather everyone in one place and perch somewhere up high so he could keep an eye on everyone. Anakin loves vode piles.
Details about the tv show au:
- the clones are actors and some of them have been in the military in the past, but not all of them
- the jedi are able to use the force out of the show. It’s just. Their thing. They actually have powers in real life.
- the bloopers/gag reel are FULL of scenes where shaak ti trips on her cloak and nearly falls down
- Obi-Wan actually loses his cloaks all the time. The costume department secretly hates him because they have to keep making new cloaks. Where are they even DISAPPEARING to??
- the answer is: to Cody’s dressing room’s closet. He picks them up and hides them there. It started as a one-time prank but now he literally can’t stop. It’s too funny. Once Rex opened a the closet’s door and was immediately covered in a pile of brown fabric
- the bloopers also feature a bunch of clones wearing each one of said cloaks and saying “hello there” to the camera
- Anakin constantly arrives to table readings 30 minutes late with starbucks
- there is one video recorded with anakin’s phone showing Obi-Wan tiredly saying “don’t fuck up with the props. It’s uncivilized”
- there is also a video of Shaak Ti and Asajj Ventress playing truth or dare, and Shaak Ti dares Ventress to saw yoda’s cane so that he’ll fall on his face if he puts his weight on it
- she gladly does
- which gets the entire cast to witness Yoda cursing loudly for a full minute. Sadly, nobody recorded it