Guys My Mom Has A 60 Years Old Asexual Friend. But They Didn't Know The Word Asexual So The Just Called

Happy 16th Anniversary The Simpsons Movie!

Candy diver cookie is stuck on a box! Will you help them bê free of this box?

"●※●※!!"

Made a dozen muffins and ate 5 now I feel bad

Children know nothing

Which we all know, but the extent always amazes me. The other day on the bus a kid asked his dad? "What is that?" IT WAS THE BUTTON, the literal stop button, and he had no idea what it was. How can you not know that? How can anyone not know that?

I hear my neighboor getting home with her 1yo and she tells her "Where are we? We're home!". Unbeliebable. That kid didn't know where her home was. Hell, she probably didn't even know what a home was or that she had one.

And it gets worse, at some point in my life, back in those ancient times before facebook, I didn't know that stuff. I didn't know what a bus or a home or a mum or a me was. I probably didn't even know what being something was. I can't even begin to comprehend the extent of things I didn't know.

Reading The Administration 1:

Oh, God, are you stupid or what? He's not going to change! He's dangerous, Warrick, you need to leave.

Reading The Administration 9:

Oh, God, are you stupid or what? He's not going to change! He's dangerous, Toreth, you need to leave.

Why, mom?

Me at 6: Mom, can I help you with laundry?

-No, sweetie, it's grownup stuff, you're too little for laundry.

Me at 10: Mom, do you need help with laundry?

-If you want to help, do your homework, school is your only job.

Me at 15: Mom, do you need...

-What I need is to finish laundry in peace, can't you see i'm in a hurry?

Mom to 23 yo me: Can you do the laundry today?

-I don´t know how to use the washing machine.

-You're 23, how can you not know! You're useless. I can't count on you for anything, I have to do everything myself, it's my fault for having children.

trapped in the catacombs again 🙄

Ah.