Another Ballad? Damn. Pretty Piano Playing Tho

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop

Tears of the Kingdom is fun

Gist: yeet your soul

Energy thrower: yeet the lasers

Elemental: yeet the fire

Necromancer: yeet death

all magical disciplines can be described using the word “yeet” prove me wrong

This was a ride

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

Just tried takis kettlez for the first time and gotta say, it would 100% kill peepaw springdaddy

behold: the two (2) times someone has expressed concern for dexter vex’s wellbeing (not counting that one scene in sow)