Queen Lizzie Died On My 18th Birthday I'd Say That's A Pretty Good Omen For My Future

it's one of those days where my boobs hurt. it must be because my heart is so full of love

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

LET'S FUCKING GO

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Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

Sure sex is great but have you ever read a fanfic by an incredible author and then realized they have 30+ other fics in the tag?

just in advance

Me: yeah we're tying the knot next week

Werewolf fiance who's never heard that phrase: we're going to what