I Need Him Expeditiously

what it feels like to play lorelei and the laser eyes

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

The gap was gaping. It was a gaping gap

Could people drop some of their favourite inspirational/meaningful skulduggery pleasant quotes :)

Me, coming back to reality after daydreaming, staring at the cleared rhythm game level on my screen that I was definitely not conscious for:

We got another addition to Hiroko Utsumi’s signature “gay eye reflection” shot ♡

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

Sure sex is great but have you ever read a fanfic by an incredible author and then realized they have 30+ other fics in the tag?

Yonic dish found in NY

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!