"average Person Has 2.46 Faces" Factoid Is Actually Just Statistical Error. Average Person Has One Face.

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

Your roommate, Josh French. He never actually showers, but he always smells fantastic. You asked him about it one time, and all he could say was he showers when you’re asleep. He says that, but it’s been two months since he moved here, and the water bill hasn’t gone up by a substantial amount. You’ve never seen him eat before, but you’re pretty sure you can hear him eat when he’s alone. What’s really weird is he doesn’t have anything in the fridge. No drinks or anything. He has a job, but you don’t know what it is. All you know is that he’s always on time with his portion of the rent. He really only goes out to buy fertilizer, but he doesn’t grow anything. You keep seeing a bunch of empty bags of fertilizer in the trash though, so what’s he using it on? And why’s he always sitting on the eastern fire escape at like 7:00 am? It’s like he’s trying to take in as much sun as he can.

Kamala smirks. Her work is done.

She smashes the remote for the vibe.

yo

okay i usually don’t like these kinds of posts but i was having a discussion with some friends from different part of the country/world sooo….. 

reblog and put in the tags where you’re from/whether or not you consider the tap water clean enough to drink I am actually genuinely curious. I’m from florida and i’ve been told that it’s usually unsafe to drink unfiltered. 

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Aliases: GirlOManyFandoms or people call me Lilith or Rosaline on the Skulduggery Pleasant discord

Birthday: September 8th

Zodiac: Virgo

Height: 5"7ish

Hobbies: Reading, watching films, using Tumblr far too much

Favourite colour: Shade of green used for Slytherin

Favourite book: Skulduggery Pleasant- Death Bringer

Last movie I saw: Rocky Horror Show

Inspiration: Whatever pops into my head

Tagging: @choose-your-own-name @bagels-almost-definitely-exist

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1. aliases: sam

2. birthday: jan, 20th 

3. zodiac: aquarius 

4. height: 4′11 ,,, please let me grow

5. hobbies: drawing, playing piano and watching horror movies :D

6. fav colour: green or light pink ! :o

7. favourite book: i really love A Series Of Unfortunate Events ! i love the whole entire series 

8. last song i listened to: whore by in this moment

9. last movie i saw: queen & slim ! it was lowkey really good , i recommend it :o

10. muse(s) or inspirations: im pretty inspired by anything, if a cutesy song comes on then im inspired by that or by outfits i see?? i dunno i get inspired by random things :’D

ill tag hmmm @miseryunplugged @thotfrnk @murdrscne (you dont have to do this but ! have fun)