Parasite-the-symbiote - A TOTALLY NORMAL HUMAN BEING

Uhhhh intro post wooooo yay

RP/main blog: @parasite-the-symbiote

Repost/casual blog: @that-annoying-raven-the-sequel

Uhh anyways

SOME GROUND RULES

THIS USER DOES NOT CONSENT TO HAVING THEIR ART OR WRITING USED IN ANY AI PROCESSING OR TO FEED AI DATA AT ALL, NO EXCEPTIONS! I’m trying to learn to use webglaze and nightshade, so even if you don’t care about my consent, take that as a warning and leave.

Any and all art I upload here is copyrighted, and anybody who wants to use my art for something must ask first, and if I say no, then that means no.

Secondly, no asking for commissions. Just no. Please don’t. You can send in a request though “ask me anything!”, but don’t spam me. I have the right to not draw it or to take my time considering I’m making the art for free, and I usually only draw anthro or feral characters anyways, so no asking for humans. Also, no NFSW asks.

Any bots will be blocked. I support Palestine, but any asks to help Palestine will be blocked as more often than not, they are just scammers that are trying to feed off of the pain of innocents to get some quick cash.

Finally, don’t be an ass. Yes, my art and writing may be ass at times, I know. Don’t offer constructive criticism unless I explicitly ask for it.

Uhhh anyways have a good day and drink water. Don’t die.

I cant believe this actually just happened

No one: ...

Sam Wilson's office:

Parasite winces a bit, their smile turning a bit sad for a second.

“…I did. Not anymore though, now I just hop from person to person. I’ll find one soon, though, I’m sure.”

Their voice sounded more like they were still trying to convince themselves of that, like they weren’t completely sure.

A small blob, the size of a subway rat approaches. It is grey, with a full spectrum of colors dancing over it.

“Hello. We I have not met another of my kind before. I am VICE.”

— @bluejayandvice

“Salutations, little one!”

Parasite crouched down to Vice, their eyes wide as they examined the symbiote

“Vice, you say? I’m Parasite. It’s a pleasure meeting another!”

“I can do either, as long as I’m partially out like right now. Right now though, I’m talking out loud. You should be able to tell when I’m talking out loud or in your head, though.”

Parasite shifted around again, before speaking up, their voice echoed and faint, both quiet and loud at the same time.

“This is what it should sound like when I’m talking in your head.”

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

*smashing through a wall* nuuuurrrhhh...hey, we'll...pay for the damages later..damn mechs...fuck the hunger...

@rage-the-symbiote

“Oh! Uh, hello! Uh, thanks for the paying the damages part though.”

“Hang on, hunger? You need food?”

Their quills/spikes perked up a bit.

“I can help get you food! Just- nobody in this building. But I’m really good at hunting!”

spider silk in ultra materials: how materials innovation is changing the world - bradley quinn (2007)

*The 11 characters with the most screen time are included

PLEASE DO IT PLEASE PLEASE

americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..

Okay, fine, but what if they’re like,

kinda an asshole?

Let me eat somebody. Please.

Let me eat a guy. Just oneeeeeee time. Or like pardon me if I get into jail for eating somebody.

No.