Me: I Should Use The Plastic Cutlery To Save The Metal Stuff For When We Eat Supper

Me: I should use the plastic cutlery to save the metal stuff for when we eat supper

Also me: *takes the biggest and best bowl available*

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2 years ago

Writing prompt 2

Twins who both have visions of the future, except ones visions are a little more direct and the others are filled with metaphors.

For example, if the direct one had a vision like "on the third day of fire raining from the sky the chieftain will lose his right hand." It means after the days of enemies attacking the chieftain will lose his hand. Simple. But if the other one had that vision it'd end up being something like it gets incredibly hot and dry and on the third day of it being this hot the chieftain's right hand man dies.

They pretend only one twin can see the future and take turns being that twin, not telling anyone the difference.


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4 months ago

Obsessed with the fact she had frost giant stats

Until We Meet Again.

Until we meet again.

2 years ago

My Watchers = endermen au is now called the Don't Look Back AU I don't make the rules.


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1 month ago
You're Not Alone, Look At My Shadow I'm Behind You Like A Ghost

you're not alone, look at my shadow I'm behind you like a ghost

1 year ago

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

5 months ago

animation of jimmy getting owned in real life

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...

Animation Of Jimmy Getting Owned In Real Life
3 weeks ago
Some Nott And Caleb Doodles
Some Nott And Caleb Doodles
Some Nott And Caleb Doodles
Some Nott And Caleb Doodles

Some Nott and Caleb doodles

2 years ago

Silly Prompt #4

Character who owns a magic shop but both doesn't believe in magic and doesn't know they're magic. They just think they're a really convincing and lucky scam artist.


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pattersplash99 - A Shape shifter lurking in the shadows.
A Shape shifter lurking in the shadows.

^that makes me sound way cooler than I actually am, I'm just inconsistent and hardly interact with things XD. She/Her, any version of my Username is fine.

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