PATHETIC ? ! ?

hey. you're doing great :) I think that blorbo of yours should be shot in an alleyway with no one around, terrified and alone, and forced to struggle back to their home base trailing blood along the concrete behind them, and collapse in a shocked caretaker's arms, though. that's just my opinion. keep thrivin :)

January is Thirsting

Absolutely love when my emotions go from "I think this day is ✨pretty🔥good🎉" to "I think I should hang myself immediately" in 1 day.

I cant stop giggling every time I read color chips' Russian translation.

happy valentine's day

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Optimus Prime goes insane in every universe but especially in Transformers One because it's incredibly funny that he was also like the guy getting chased by cops for breaking and entering the library and causing massive amounts of property damage trying to escape every time. Like less than a week ago you saw this guy flipping off Darkwing the asshole robocop while escaping with an armful of burgers or something and now he's like Jesus????

You've personally seen this guy eat dirt after tripping down a flight of stairs and suddenly now he's the government. God chosen government. A holy martyr brought back to life to become the government. What the fuck.

And also D-16 his mentally stable bff who may or may not be his boyfriend went apeshit and killed a guy on live television

Just trying a new iPhone app.

The idea of OptimusxBlue Cop smut is not leaving my head, help.