A Pre-sunset Tale By Artem Chebokha

Carved coral, nephrite, hardstone, diamond, and gilt wild strawberries in a rock crystal vase on a jasper plinth (at Christie’s)

Say hi to Willow, Olive, Jinx and Jester! Bear with me while I begin queuing up like 2 years worth of photos from twitter to spam post, with occasional appearances from my previous rats Sushi, Wasabi, Tofu and Ginger :)

Reblog if you grew up watching Generator Rex, El Tigre, Kaijudo, Dino Squad, Camp Lazlo, Max Steel, Iron Man: Armored Adventures, Tron: Uprising, Hero 108, Tutenstein, League of Super Evil,

People act like having a blorbo is pointless, 'oh it's just for fun', no, a blorbo is useful, my blorbo Matt is the reason the guy trying to sell me solar panels left me alone, 'I'm sorry, my husband matt does all the mathy energy things and reno, i'm too busy looking after our son (a dog) but i'll tell him about you guys'

'But pasta,' you say, 'my blorbo is a celebrity'

No one's checking your marriage certificate, stop being a coward, my husband tom suddenly developed celiacs and needed Special Bread Sold Elsewhere when a clerk at target tried to upsell me bread during a snowstorm and all i wanted was the bread at the store next door, tom is also the reason i can't take flyers he is very clean you see and if i bring home more paper after the great gluten paper stack incident of 2017, he will be mad and our children (cats) hate it when we argue about paper

i have a blorbo for every scenario, present a problem to me and i shuffle them like a pack of little cards before playing the perfect blorbo, i apologize ma'am i can't take out another credit card, my husband Din lost his entire family to a credit company and thus i cannot make use of your credit card, i must respect his wishes and retain harmony for the sake of our son (a snake)

Be bold, use your blorbo, let nothing stop you

iron deficient because demons keep stealing that shit straight out of my blood to make gay little studs for their jackets

…you can’t “call someone out” for beliefs they no longer hold. that is called digging up irrelevant dirt as an excuse to harass and ostracize someone. i can think of literally nothing more transparently malicious

Scuba Cat from Katamari Damacy (2004)

[IMAGE ID: A tweet by “minh tâm h. 🌾 on concrete” @HAEDRAULICS on Apr 20: “everything everywhere all at once had me writing down english class notes in the theatre” with two drawings of sets of two nested circles, one black with a white center, one white with a black center. They are respectively labeled, “the bagel (yin) // -life is mostly dull and bad // -joy is fleeting and ultimately meaningless” and, “the googly eye (yang) // -life is mostly good and worthwhile // suffering is transient and fixable” END ID]