People Making Gender Bent Bobs Burgers Stuff And Saying Things Like “oh Tina Would Be Tim Or Troy Or

reminder that there is a timeline in which bob belcher is a famous, incredibly hot, himbo of a secret agent (code name duchess) with retrograde amnesia who is a stepdad to the kids for 2 months, doesn't know tinas name, speaks russian and kills 4 KGB agents in the restaurant, running away from the family so they don't get killed. he then immediately forgets them. just putting out the fact that the kids watch their dad kill 4 people in front of them and never see him again <3

ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself

FAVORITE TINA PLAYLIST WAS DELETED OFF SPOTIFY I WILL NEVER RECOVER

imagine. sam and bucky will have a really bad argument because bucky still acts extremely protective of him. sam thinks its because he didnt take the serum and bucky thinks hes weak. but its only because bucky loves him too much to see him suffer and he cant bear to lose him. classic fight whatever. BUT THEN bucky has a complete breakdown about how he hasnt felt this way since.... and he trails off but obviously he means steve and while Bucky spills all of this we just see sam's expression soften from anger into quiet understanding and then they silently hug or maybe kiss or smth idk who cares WHO CARES.

it sucks when im limited by my age and all i can do is sit in my room and silently be trans instead of protesting. people are putting their safety on the line to protect me, and all i can do is like tumblr posts about it.

kid at work said i looked 25. i screamed.

AND my aunt thought i was my 21 year old sister!!!

i can’t escape him

I‘ve only just started season 2 but i love this show to death already

merry christmas to everyone who celebrates but ESPECIALLY to the person who decided to make trev sing a song about how he’s in love with (feels used by) jimmy sr pesto because that’s so funny (i cried exactly 2 tears) this christmas all i want is for them to kiss (i am only half joking)

if you fuck with me just know that you're fucking with a bitch born on a friday the 13th at 11:11 who eats ice for fun get ready for my otherworldly spirit friends to take a shit on your aura