Stuffed Animal Penguins For The Win!!!!!

I am a rock climber and I actually use the fricking rope instead of just wearing it. Congratulations Link you may be fast but I’m not dying on this cliff.

He beat you to the top~

Stalk them, duh.

Why does this one ao3 author i would give my life to NOT HAVE ANY LINKS TO ANY SOCIALS THEY HAVE

As someone with randomly shit breathing and a penchant for making bad life decisions, I will headcanon both of these.

I see your 'Sky has asthma and that's why he can't run', and I raise you: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia, and that's why he can't run.

Now, before you run away because you've never even heard of IST, hear me out. (If you don't know the condition, it's a dysautonomic heart condition vaguely similar to POTS, just without the low blood pressure.)

We all know Sky's lived above the clouds with minimal oxygen levels his entire life, as have most of his decedents, so it wouldn't make sense for him to have shitty lungs, right? That's where IST comes in. See, it's not related in the slightest to physical health or upbringing, it's just a genetic thing that is due to your sinus being a bit funky. It's also not life threatening, so that takes away from Skyloft needing to have non-canonical advanced medical procedures. IST's main symptom is that it severely decreases your stamina by making your heart race and you become extremely out of breath, often meaning you have to stop and wait for a bit for your heart to calm down.

Sound familiar? Yeah, I thought so too.

However, and here's the real seller- unlike asthma, you can just power through and not die. It really, really sucks, but this ability is quite the gamebreaker for me when you think about all of the extreme physical tasks Sky has completed in game, not to mention his swordplay, that if he had exercise induced asthma would've very likely set off an attack. With IST tho, yes it would feel like you were dying, but it is absolutely be possible to just power through your symptoms and have no adverse effects except from your extreme discomfort and fatigue afterwards.

TLDR: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia because it fits him so much better than asthma, as someone who has both asthma and IST. And no, this isn't just me projecting my hyper specific heart condition onto one of my favourite characters, what do you mean....

is it like you're paranoid looking over your back

is it like a whirlwind inside of your head

is it like you can't stop what you're feeling within

is it like a face inside is right beneath your skin

yo that's crazy we might actually end up making a chain

yo i got a crazy idea, bro, like, what if. what if we linked the universes together bro 👀

HIS PHONE IS THE SHEIKAH SLATE

soft colors 🍰🍓

I love the internet

gonna be gone for a bit I need you guys to do me a favor and watch over LU Warriors for me

okay see ya

I would like to mention the rito and their exceptional oxritocin.

*doubles over wheezing at my own joke*

I could do this for hours just watch me

when Ganondorf exercises…

does he get…

Ganondorfins?

yk, like endorphins?

lol my sense of humor is so messed up 😅

love when i see a ship that i don’t even ship and actively hate in a romantic context but in a qpr and suddenly everything’s okay and it’s cute and all is right in the world

damn wars, that riff was electrifying if I do say so myself

Hii, do you take requests or not?

If so can I get Wars playing an electric guitar? This might seem random but it makes sense to me since his games soundtrack is mainly electric guitar, also sequence of drops enemy keep is a banger sooo, also your art is so good :)