Changbin: I'm single... you're single... do you know what that means?
Felix: Yeah
Felix: We ugly
Han: I feel bad for you, Australians
Chan: Why?
Han: You had to grow up walking on your hands
Chan: ...
Chan: No
Han: [accidentally cuts his finger]
Chan: Quick put some pressure on it
Han: Ok
Han: If you don't get a job, your family will disown you
happy birthday to stray kids’ changbin ♡
Hyunjin: Can we just have a calm discussion?
Han: Fine
Hyunjin: Okay first of all go to hell
Dispatch: [following Hyunjin around]
Boss: Any news?
Dispatch: Yes, he's made someone fall in love with him.
Boss: Omg who?
Dispatch, holding back in tears: Me
Oh my god Brian