I Love Going Through Old Videos In My Phone To Find Shit Like

my first letterboxd review. i have lots of pride for it

aren’t i just so quirky /s

(are you all having an Already Somehow Worse school year like i am or is that a me problem?)

(the fourth grade class is surrounded around a broken coffee machine.)

mr. garrison: so… who broke it? i’m not mad. i just want to know.

butters: i did. i broke-

mr. garrison: no, no you didn’t. eric?

cartman: don’t look at me! look at kyle.

kyle: what? i didn’t break it.

cartman: that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?

kyle: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

cartman: …suspicious.

stan: if it matters - probably not… but bebe was the last one to use it.

bebe: liar!! i don't even drink that crap!

stan: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

bebe: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that, stan!

butters: ok, ok, let’s not fight! i broke it, let me pay for it, mr. garrison!

mr. garrison: NO! WHO BROKE IT?!!

cartman: …mr. garrison... kenny's been awfully quiet.

kenny: (REALLY?)

cartman: yeah, really!!

kenny: (OH MY GOD!) [argument ensues]

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mr. garrison: i broke it. it burned my hand, so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

i have officially been Called Out™️. thank you OP🩷🩷🩷

it’s funny to me how the john lennon girls have always been the “crazy” beatles fans… that girl who wrote him a letter saying that she’d never love another man and that he is a greek god? i saw this and thought damn she’s crazy (same). that other fan who literally ate the grass john walked on? that’s fucked up. same though. it seems like john has always attracted the mentally unstable people and it never changed <3

OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!

i never draw anything digital so i thought i would do something with THE BOOOOYYY 💞💞

happy spooky season y’aaaaall

random images i have saved in my phone - day 12

(not mine) KENNY NOOOOOOOO 😢😢

a classic and a fandom treasure.

random photos i have saved in my phone - day 3

(CREDITS TO RIGHTFUL OWNER)

In the given diagram, the segments are NOT straight line segments.

(template on right, courtesy of my best friend)

random images i have saved on my phone - day 14

(not mine) man.