Dungeons And Dragons? In This Economy!?

y'all know that one scene in ohshc where haruhi fujioka is like,, "i don't care if you see me as a dude or a girl, senpai. people should be seen for who they are, not their sex" (or whatever idk the exact quote)? yea? that's me. i am haruhi fujioka.

horses scare me

I hate horses.

Cant believe the audacity of Tumblr user Idespisehorses.

Better hope user Ilovehorses doesn’t see this.

my biggest fear is being put into a p.m seymour (or similar) video 'cause i'd never know it it was 'cause i said smth stupid or if it was a compliment

i hate gender 'cause some days i feel like a boy and some days i feel like a girl and some days i feel like no gender and sometimes i feel like no 1s and 0s and some days i feel like the ice cube that got dropped on the floor and kicked under the fridge only to melt and create a small puddle on the hardwood floor of the kitchen that then gets you yelled at by your parental unit(s) for making a mess and not cleaning it up

Y'ALL THIS IS SO FUN WTF I LOVE TUMBLR

i'mma be 100% honest i came back to tumblr just 'cause of @itsapmseymour and i think that says smth about me

I USED TO LOVE THAT GAME

These are called story dice and what you do is: you roll all of them together, and write like a short story using the results

oh my sibling had these i think

i had a dream once that i did smth like that but when i woke up i was in more pain than i was when i fell asleep

trying to exist while my body is just constantly fighting my internal organs is exhausting i wish i could just teleport into a body that works

i'm hungry

Hot Take: "Gay" and "Straight" should be on the Alignment Chart

Like, "Chaotic Gay" and "Chaotic Straight" are two very distinct things, right? Likewise "Gay Good" and "Straight Good".

This does imply the existence of outer planes with the Straight/Gay aligned trait inhabited by outsiders who are embodiment of Straightness/Gayness.

I see no problem with this

-Pencil