"You'd Be Living In A Castle With Food And Medicine And Trained Squirrels To Tend To Your Every Need."

either that or my flag

i somehow managed to bruise my hand in a way that makes no sense how,,

my tummy hurts and i can't tell if it's sick hurt or hungry hurt or what but either way i hate it

i'm hungry

................

oops, all rolls are 4s

What a..fourboding event

i need these.

For weird dice Wednesday, here is my bard d20, wood with musical notes instead of numerals.

Due to a mix-up, your adventuring party have ended up at a BDSM sex dungeon.

You don't play them.

You play the other side of the mixup, as 5 very confused kinksters who abruptly have to fight a white dragon.

someone needs to take my phone away so i can get this assignment for my theatre seminar done

i'mma be 100% honest i came back to tumblr just 'cause of @itsapmseymour and i think that says smth about me

y'all is it bad if my injured hand is like,, freezing when the other one is just cold and the injured one is super pale (like,, even paler than it was pre-injury)

i hate gender 'cause some days i feel like a boy and some days i feel like a girl and some days i feel like no gender and sometimes i feel like no 1s and 0s and some days i feel like the ice cube that got dropped on the floor and kicked under the fridge only to melt and create a small puddle on the hardwood floor of the kitchen that then gets you yelled at by your parental unit(s) for making a mess and not cleaning it up