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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

Virgil says “nap”, but he really means “coma”.

Due to personal reasons I will not have the time to do you mean by that worthless demon

(da frick phone?)

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business 

Raawsiel. Why life.....why dose mine always come our wierd is it because I'm weird eh probably

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

Last drawing sucked heres another...again happy birthday shiro

Day 1 crystals @dreamingdreamsalways

Ack i almost forgot to post todays! Heres day 7

Drip

Ao i opted for scary face chara

Mine would be rawljed

YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

Hi! Im phe, im looking for an rp partner for fandom rps, im open to ship rps! Those are what i mainly do actually my fandoms are

Gravity falls

Voltron

Bungou stray dogs

My hero academia

Creepypasta

Hazbin hotel and helluva boss

Shadows house

A bunch more too feel free to comment or message