I Am Not Even Old But I Still Default To Typing "email" As "e-mail".

Hey why did you fill the grounds of your estate with numerous multi-fingered ambulatory hands? My sword arm is getting tired...

Had another long Elden Ring session today, so here's my progress:

1. Explored a bunch of new places in Liurnia, mostly on the eastern side.

2. Cleared a few Liurnia dungeons.

3. Started experimenting with some new weapons for fun.

4. Went down into the Ainsel River, via the lift, and killed the Withered Astel and the Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella.

5. Now trying to breach Caria Manor, to meet the best girl.

I'm really not a fan of the giant ants, they freak me out but at least theyre easy to bait. I think the only enemy I died to was the Deathbird to the East of Raya Lucaria? Almost all of my deaths today were to falling in the Raya Lucaria Crystal Tunnel while I tried to do the little parkour section, most of those deaths coming as I desperately tried to retrieve thousands of stranded runes over and over again.

I think Liurnia might be my favorite of the two between it and Limgrave? Though that is a very small pool so we will see if it changes going forward.

Remember.

A 2% chance is higher than 1. Most likely does not equal likely.

Bonus points for anyone willing to explain their reasoning or explain what other ideologies they'd fall into: would any be a libertarian? Who would be an anarchist? Whose the most likely to be a full on fascist? Who knows?

Just because I was trying to illustrate to a friend how deranged the dev message for the flopside was and needed to take screenshots. I couldn't find the message anywhere online and I feel like more people should know the kinda shit sbn3 had to say in his conclusion to the series.

Sorry for the screenshots just being done with a phone camera.

(poll suggested by @lemurlord)

This is a fistfight to KO, the capes are allowed to use their powers as long as it isn't lethal, they see you as a petty criminal (ie graffiti artist.) and you don't get any powers.

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

Reminds of when I told my coworkers at a past job that I read a lot of fanfic and a couple of them were like "the gay porn?" And I tried to explain that 'fanfiction' includes a lot of well-written fiction stories that aren't necessarily sexual or even romantic...

and also there's some gay porn sometimes but that's neither here nor there

I like reading fanfiction because I like being able to absorb every single part of the media that I am interested in, even if its not written by the creators, not so I can read about my favourite characters banging. Fanfiction ≠ written porn, smh.

I am cringe but i am free 🔥

(Poll submitted by @hpetrr)

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

Why are there so many ants (specifically ones with wings) in my class?? I've stomped on like 5 or 6 but theres still more and theyre all *buzzing*

Losing my marbles

Reblog and tell me what class of power you'd most want to get and what you'd most likely get I'm in an oversharing mood. I'll go first I'd love a thinker power but there's no world where I don't wind up a master/breaker and you can read into that as much as you want.

I think being a puritan, especially openly, when it comes to fandom is a bad thing, actually. How have people lost the plot when it comes to making and engaging with fanfiction especially??

"Don't yuck someone's yum"

"If you want to see it sometimes you have to make it"

"Don't like, don't read"

"It costs $0 to be kind"

All of these should be commonly understood as How You Interact In A Community, yet still, people don't get it.