This Is Awesome

jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!

So glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Martin Luther

Did you know that the Vatican says you spend less time in purgatory if you follow the Pope on Twitter

PAYING MY INDULGENCES IN CLOUT

“It tasted like potatoes, yep, potatoes”

sure when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium”

Hunk is probably the first person I've seen excited over being a leg

Tbh I bet he wasnt just excited he was like hyped af

I’ve been waiting seven and a half years to wish you all a happy 2’s day

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

happy tears

Hey!

Don't forget to say Peace and Love at noon on Ringo's Birthday (July 7th), per the birthday boy's request!

☮✌❤🌈🌞

Rihanna at the beach in Barbados. (7th August 2015)