Dick Tim Damian and Jason getting carried away during an all out sibling argument that breaks out during a public gala and they forget they have an audience to the point where Damian starts spitting his ‘i am the blood son of Bruce Wayne you have nothing on me you imbeciles’ and without thinking Jason responds with ‘yeah you’re the son of Brucie Wayne all right but you forget I’m the son of fucking BATMAN and i have been since before you were even fucking PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE’
Damian: I AM THE BLOOD CHILD OF BRUCE WAYNE YOU PATHETIC CREATURE
Jason, fully about to fist fight his little brother in front of these shrimp platters: AND I’M THE SON OF BATMAN, WHILE YOU WERE TAUGHT HOW TO SIP CHAMPAGNE AND FALL INTO FOUNTAINS I WAS TAUGHT HOW TO THROW HANDS NOW FUCKING SQUARE UP CHILD
Dick, eyeing the now silent ballroom: uh, guys-
Tim, vibrating with excitement at the prospect of watching Damian get a ceramic plate to the face: don’t you fucking dare stop them
lacking context, Gotham is now under the impression that Jason Todd was not, in fact, a random street kid taken under Bruce’s wing, and is rather the biological son of Batman, who for some reason got his good friend Bruce Wayne to become the kid’s guardian, presumably to protect him from the life of crime he is leading. it also fuels the ‘Bruce Wayne is dating Batman’ rumours an almost impossible amount.
Another unforeseen consequence is that since it is common knowledge that the batkid vigilantes are most likely Batman’s children too, civilian Jason Todd is now considered to be the adopted brother of Tim, Damian, and Dick, and the biological brother of Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin.
Jason is asked who his favourite sibling is.
‘ok they all suck apart from Hood. he’s such a nice man. used to take me ice skating.’
the family hate him.
my boy sero looking fine as fuck i see
Clean scan of the 10th anniversary color page
What’s your thoughts on Delicious in Dungeons Character Designs?
Ryoko Kui is the best to ever do it.
I think it'd be funny if Damian kept up his formal speech patterns for the sole purpose of appearance. Originally, he would've learned to speak that way in the League, but I feel like Jason's informality and unseriousness would rub off on him eventually.
Alfred is gone for the week and Bruce is cooking for the bats
Bruce: "Alright guys, it's a little burnt, but it still might be good."
Tim, squinting his eyes at the plate: "B, it looks radioactive.."
Damian: "Father, I will not be consuming this horrible dish. It seems itself to be inedible, and I will not be poisoned by your lack of skill in the food department."
Later
Damian, on the phone with Jason: "It looked like shit! He served us all mystery meat, Todd. Bring me some decent food right now or I'm killing myself."
Jason: "Jeez, kid, take a chill pill or something. I'm on my way."
Damian: "There is no pill chill enough for me to take, Todd! I can't keep starving myself whenever Dad is put in charge. He's going to kill us all on accident!"
just cast the fire spell. dip shit
"hi!"
Magic user in Gotham⑤
i think deku's never given enough credit for how much crazier he is than katsuki. like... if we're looking at them surface level izuku's the more well-adjusted, liked, sociable one but whenever Shit He Cant Process Well happens, he always rushes in, no plan, all teeth and grit, out here growling and drooling like an honest to god rabid wild animal to the point where his own quirk restrains him or goes haywire (blackwhip). katsuki always looks lowkey scared when he sees deku's crazy eyes, like holy shit, hes gonna get himself killed. while katsuki on the other hand, has always been calm and collected in stressful situations, despite pretending otherwise. he always has a tight rein on himself and his emotions, so every action is purposeful, especially in the latter part of the manga and this parallel between them kills ms
Inspired by dis
Me at Zhongli who was in his dragon form: u liek gold? Here have some *proceeds to throw the gold bar as far as I can and watch him run after it to add to his lil hoard*
Just him collecting various pebbles and shiny things to make a pile and sleeping around it. Half or full dragon Zhongli just waggling his tail when he sees someone giving him shinies owo
That's the meal
I AM CACKLING BUT ALSO SQUEALING BECAUSE YES I LOVE THE IDEA THAT DRAGON ZHONGLI WAGS HIS TAIL WHEN HE’S HAPPY (literally a chapter in universe abound is gonna have this as the premise lsjdklfjslkdf)
your jewelry doesn’t need a box no more - they’re being kept safe by your dragon boyfriend and he loves that you will always go to him to ask where your cor lapis earrings are. he normally doesn’t like people touching his shinies but if it’s you, he can certainly make an exception <3
also consider picky dragon zhongli-
you: zhongli fetch! *throws a crystal ore*
dragon!zhongli: *crosses his arms and sighs* i am not a do-
you: i said fetch! *throws a cor lapis*
dragon!zhongli: *jumps into the air to chase after the gem*
that trend but with Jily
if deku wasn’t such a wuss and ratted out bakugou for being a bully to his mom .. no angst. mama bakugou would’ve straightened his ass out.. snitches get stitches but so will bakugou if he keeps it up
his parents would’ve taught him some respect!!
i get the character development need but really what a failure on everyone around him. Do you Not see this weird mean child discriminating against people… and not consider… stopping that line of thinking