I Want A Tail I Want A Tail I Want A Tail I Want A Tail I Want A Tail I Want A Tail I Want A Tail I Want

I think it’s funny how sometimes I get so irritated that my mind decides I have to be 8 years old to calm down

ngl do yall get like... brain dysphoria in relation to being nonhuman..

like why does my human brain have to require socialization? why do i have to live as a child and develop into an adult so slowly? why is my perception of the world so weird? why is it not more feral, more free, more loose? at the same time, why is it not more sapient? why am i chained down by biological relation to others?

idk i just don't like having a human brain. especially when it comes to socializing. wtf

arf arf, bark bark bark, woof woof. bark bark bark, woof woof, bark. arf arf bark bark, woof, bark. chomp chomp?

rebark if you agree.

anxiety? stress? exams? depression?

what are you talking about? lets go howl and run in the snow :)

yes i’m excited. cant you see my tail wagging?

nudging my partner with my muzzle for attention. pet me. pet me. hello. pet me. pet me please. pet me. pet me

i’m just a silly wittle puppy !!!!!!! a puppy who types !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wif my paws !!!!!! hehehehehehe !!!!!!!!!!!

i love my paci.

sucksucksucksucksucksucksucksucksucksucksucksucksucksu

LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

adrianne lenker + puppy regression!! :]

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