Sammy: Goo…

This is what Carmen and Gray will literally do!!!

Noom: “Leave me alone, you bastard!”

last song obsessed about: Alec Benjamin's "Annabelle' Homework".

Fave color: anything on the black, green, and blue spectrum - ANYTHING!

last book liked: The Backstagers (multiple authors I dunno how to cite)

last movie: Gifted (starring Chris Evans)

last tv show: Inside Job - especially the "Reagan and Mychelle" episode!

sweet/savory/spicy: matcha cheezcaek

last search: jayvik

current obsession: Jayvik, Jeverus, Harco, and cooking.

tagged by @fizzytastic thank you darling. this ask game has come back to me! gotta make sure all my answers are different

last song: uhh i am a girl like you

fav color: piiiink 💝

last book: got the new julia armfield

last movie: i truly have no idea because i am no longer dating someone who watches movies

last tv show: re-finished season 1 of gravity falls, BLESS

sweet/savory/spicy: currently enjoying some KFC Nashville Spicy Chicken Strisps^tm pretty banger

last search: i don't need to search anything bc i know everything already. i was looking for ITS ME BOY IM THE PS5

current obsession: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

tagging @jnewinchester @welcometotheunknownlosers I DON'T RECALL SEEING YOUR ANSWERS BABYRATS

Awwwww, isn’t my friend the best?

Zack: *sleepscreaming* AAAAAAAAA!! Leave me alone! I can’t take it anymore!!!

Dex: *screeching as small as he can* It’s only 1 in the morning, dumbass! Quiet!

Sammy: *Cries*

Dash: Uhhhh, Carm!? I think the kid’s up!

Carmen & Gray: *Frowns* Punish time…

Traveling but I’m not furgettin’ language studyin’!

VN cop: *talking Vietnamese* Ê xin lỗi nhưng chúng mầy giải thích cho anh đc ko?

Gray: Uhh, what the heck he’s saying? I don’t understand!

Zack: *just adapted to Vietnamese* Ờ, anh ơi anh, giải thích cái gì í ạ?

VN cop: *still talking Vietnamese, but to Neal and Dash* Ý anh là mấy đứa đi buôn người hay sao mà trẻ con người lớn nhồi hết vào cốp xe thế hả????

Antonio: *gulps* Uh oh… he thought those amigos were trafficking us!

VN cop: *switches language to English* Well, just eat up and talk… You weirdos were starved for three days.

Dex Jr.: U can’t survive one night with my cousins and me!

Player: Meh, I can!

12 P.M

Dex Jr.: *summons Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!

Baby: *hunger crying*

Carmen: *tries to feed him* Don’t cry Sammy, mommy’s here!

Gray: *stroking his belly* Calm down sweetie! *turns to Dex* Just shut up!!

Player: *screams* PLEAAAAASE STOP! *call his mom* Mom, I wanna go home right away. AND I’M NEEDING A MENTAL TREATMENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Player: WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED TO U GUYS AT 3 A.M!?

3 A.M ON SATURDAY

Baby Sammy: *Cries at 12 p.m until now*

Dex Jr.: *summoning Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!

Finnegan: *sleepbiting Dash*

Zack & Dash: *yowling like nuts*