Reblog If You Also Think Toph Shouldn’t Have Been A Cop.

If ancient Romans were introduced to the concept of modern cell phones, it would take them like three days to start writing laws regulating taking and sending people nudes, because somebody already got stabbed over sending a fellow councilman a picture of his dick with the text "the next time your wife is sad, show this to her to remind her that there are still good things in this life."

it’s fun to stay at the Y

society if silco had gotten vander’s letter and they hadn’t divorced, apparently

I could let my characters just be happy, or I could keep putting them through devastating circumstances meant to absolutely break them and see if they make it out the other side, and one of those options sounds like a lot more fun

sometimes you meet a man who you swear hung the sun. you meet a man who makes you want to turn back time to undo every mistake you've ever made, to be as perfect to him as he is to you. you meet a man who scares you down to your core. you meet a man who is unable to imagine a life without you, who you speak to one time and the initial connection is so powerful that he draws you right out of your shell, and reveals bliss in the discomfort. you meet a man who you like, who entertains you, who listens to you, and who you want to entertain back, for hours, and whose stories you could hear until you're able to build a clear image of his entire life in your restless head. you meet a man who you make smile, who you cut off in the middle of a joke to kiss for moments, minutes, hours, and whose eyes hold every other star in the galaxy that they have yet to hang. you sometimes meet men like this, and the suns they catch and hang come from you. they draw the heat you hold inside your smoldering heart from your chest, and suspend it over you and the world, warming everybody with the warmth you've given to him.

Ooh! Your project seems totally cool, and I'd love to join, but is having Ao3 required?

Thank you!! I’m really glad you love it and maybe even wanna join it, but absolutely no Ao3 or even Tumblr account is required! The project itself—once we get to posting it—will be on one of my—Camila’s—existing Ao3 accounts so there is no need for it there, and including your socials/contact info to find you in other places is completely optional so you can completely choose what to include! So… yeah, an Ao3 account is absolutely not necessary!

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

In a world where gods are very casually involved in most aspects of life, but there are also very powerful magic users who can easily mimic the powers of a God, the only difference between a God and a mortal would be whether they can die, right?

So, theoretically, if God's could be born to mortals without ant direct provable divine intervention (like jesus), it's very possible for this God to grow up believing they're a mortal, possibly even being atheist. So when this God is proven to be immortal (rip their loved ones) they simply believe they are immortal. It's just a coincidence that theyre very gifted in this one field, even to the point of being the best in existence.

The "War of 1812 Scented Candle", complete with miniature White House near the wick, is, I cannot emphasise this enough, AN ACTUAL REAL PRODUCT THAT YOU CAN BUY (even if it's currently sold out).

The candle is funny enough by itself, but the ad copy on the maker's website is gold (and surprisingly astute):

It goes on to add:

We should also note that even though the British Army DID burn Washington, it was only after Americans had burned and looted the capital of Canada, as well as a bunch of other Canadian cities. But no one ever makes a candle about that! (Including us.)

THE BEST PART AND MOST 🔥🔥🔥 TAKE:

Oh no, I've been listening to my music on shuffle for hours. How about the next 10 songs I listen to?

1. Blue eyed girl - Arcadian wild

2. Someone to you (acoustic) - BANNERS

3. NFWMB - Hozier

4. Big bowl in the sky - Cavetown

5. Happier - Olivia Rodrigo

6. She's always a woman - Billy Joel

7. Lisa listen - Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories

8. Anarchist (unplugged) - Yungblud

9. 888 - Cavetown

10. Way down we go - KALEO

All chiller stuff because it's the middle of the night and I need to be not awake lol

Poke poke @punkgandalf and @s-3lliot I guess?????

got tagged by @kigner (thank u ;-; ) to post the ten songs I last listened to!! I gotta tag other people too so I tag @midbyte @neverendingford and @constantlyuncertain!

now all I have to do is remember music I have listened to recently

(starting with least recent)

1. Furry - Patricia Taxxon

2. *Equips Sunglasses* - Hot Mulligan

3. Apartment - Modern Baseball

4. computer exploder - Oso Oso

5. As The Romans Do - Theo Katzman

6. Reconstruct - LOW-PASS

7. Idaho - Slow Pulp

8. The New Year's Resolution - Spielbergs

9. Can't Win - PUP

10. Aisle (or Window) - Pet Symmetry

mostly high energy stuff cuz it's from my running playlist lol