Tai Lung: Shen, my love, the light in my dark life, the flower in the desert of my heart, the sweetness in my bitter soul, the cure for my spiritual wounds. Please, I beg you, stop putting laxatives in my foster father's food and drinks.
— Oh boy... — Donald's voice was mesmerized, delighted, and surprisingly calm — These flowers are so beautiful... — he gently touched the bud, as if afraid to accidentally pluck it. Donald stood for a while in this blissful stupor, until he emptied his lungs with a heavy and sad sigh. — I wish I could be as beautiful as they are..
The Three Gay Caballeros be like:
Тай Лунга:
Впервые: Чувство благовения и благодарности. Немного гордости и гордыни, так как других не вызывают.
Спустя продолжительное время: "Я могу хотя бы посрать нормально. ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, БЛ-"
Сильно бесится и заебался. Не устал, потому что он, типа.. Мёртв. По крайней мере в первую очередь мёртв, поэтому он не испытывает усталости. Только желание нечаянно сломать систему, что призывает его.
Иногда задерживается, но максимум на 1-5 минут, так как его немножко мучает совесть и чувство ответственности.
Спустя более продолжительное время: "Мастер Тай Лунг, призыв вас из Царства Смертных был уже 37 минут назад почему вы..." "Я никуда не пойду без своих стрелок." "Но..." "Я никуда НЕ пойду без своих стрелок." "Мастер Тай Лунг..." "Иди подтрогай траву или поешь пельменей, пока я не выкинул тебя обратно, откуда ты припёрся."
Привык и теперь спокойно задерживается прежде, чем уйти на призыв. Стал понимать, когда призыв действительно важен или нужен или сделан просто так.
Шень:
Впервые: Шок. Лютый ахуй. Вообще не понимает что происходит, где он и его любимая чашка чая.
Спустя продолжительное время: держится за ближайшую поверхность и гневно орёт: "Я ПРОСТО ХОЧУ БЫТЬ СЧАСТЛИВЫМ! ИДИТЕ НА-"
Активно сопротивляется, но всё равно приходится уйти на призыв. В итоге мучает всех своим bitch personality, потому что, ну, почему он один должен страдать?
Спустя более продолжительное время: Примерно такое же поведение как у Тай Лунга, но только он сразу же переключает своё внимание на своих любимых besties и теперь мир получает ту самую крутую lesbian aunt, с одним отличием, что это гей дядя, но кого это волнует.
Pete: I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Donald.
Donald: Damn.
We all know he said "yes"
One more Joke about this moment
All three adults are to blame for Selena's Spear.
Scrooge understood the risk that Della would find out about the spear and his relationship would deteriorate with Donald, but he did it anyway. Donald knew how tough it was not to know his own family, but he did it anyway. But Della didn't know that about the consequences and just hoped for the best.
I believe that Della had postpartum depression and she thought that after the children she would have no adventures and the pressure from Donald also played a role. Therefore, when she found out about the rocket, she grabbed onto it as the last thread of hope.
Scrooge and Della undermined Donald's trust (although they didn't want to) and Donald most likely scared them both by showing how far he was willing to go in his anger.
God, I want a fanfiction where the three of them spill out what was inside them and in the end ALL three of them say "I'm sorry" to each other
Scrooge: "I'm sorry, Donald, I should have listened to you", "I'm sorry, Della, I should have listened to you"
Donald: "I'm sorry, Della, for pushing you, I should have listened to you", "I'm sorry, Uncle Scrooge, I shouldn't have gone so far as not to let the boys should know about their family,"
Della: "I'm sorry, Uncle Scrooge, Donny. I needed to tell you how I felt and what was on my mind."
There will be three versions of ff, so wait for the following posts ;)
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It was one of the best days in the life of Panchito and Jose! They were finally able to create their own citizenship in America and now they can bring their third amigo — Donald Duck!
They were excitedly walking towards Donald's house... Despite the fact that they are in Duckburg for the first time...
But that's nothing! They're The Three Caballeros! They can find each other anywhere, anytime! They are real soulmates! It's just a pity, not in a romantic way..
And here is the house. Only, whose? Well, we'll find out now!
Panchito knocked
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Nothing?
Jose began to slowly fill with doubts. The wrong house? But their Donald-radar says otherwise. And he never let them down and was not wrong
He looked at Panchito and smiled gently
The rooster was still knocking on the door with a serious face. He clearly wasn't going to leave until the owner showed up
Suddenly angry footsteps were heard outside the door
The latin birds exchanged glances. Panchito even forgot that he was still knocking
"WHAT" — Donald shouted, opening the door. Jose and Panchito jumped in fright
A minute of awareness
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"Panchito! Jose!" — Donald shouted again, but this time with joy
He jumped on his friends and wrapped them in a tight hug
The latin birds immediately responded to the hugs and Panchito, with a loud cheerful cry, circled all three of them to Donald's joyful laugh and Jose's giggles
"Okay-okay! Let go, guys" — Donald said through laughter
But they didn't want to. They were afraid to let him go. As if, as soon as they let him go, he would be far away again
"Guys?" — the duck's voice made them break out of their thoughts and let him go
The Caballeros looked at each other with silly and happy smiles on their beaks
"Well, what are you waiting for? Come in!" — Donald interrupted the moment and headed into house leaving the door open
Panchito and Jose entered the house ignoring the pain in the heart and the red face of the duck
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It wasn't normal
Donald doesn't behave like that and shouldn't
Why is Donald so quiet? Why is he only talking? Wht isn't he singing? Why?
Why?!
Jose walking back and forth while Panchito was pressed (begging) for information
He would also have questioned the triples, but his head was full of bad thoughts and anxiety
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He's furious
He had never known that he could be do angry
But now he is not up to it
"Como pudo? No! Te atreves?!"
"Calm down, Panchito" — Jose replied casually strirring his coffee
"How I can be calm?! How YOU can be calm?!" — the named rooster stopped walking around the hall and turned to the parrot, who was sitting with his back to him
"It's simple, meo favorito" — Jose began, taking a sip of his drink, — "Donald needs who can support him, be there and hug him"
"And that's why we need to calm down" — Jose turned to Panchito — "Pelo bem do nosso patinho fofo Donny"
Panchito began to calm down under Jose's soft gaze and warm smile
"In any case..." — he continued — "She will pay for it"
Panchito felt a chill down his spine due to the sharp coldness in the parrot's eyes and voice
"Wow..." — he muttered in surprise after a moment of silence — "I even felt cold" — he shivered in place
"Warm it up?" — Jose grinned
"Warm it up" — Panchito shouted in response, apporoaching him
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Gladstone stagged back from the force of the blow he was awarded
He reached out his hand to his cheek, which was beginning to blush, and turned his gaze to the one who hit him
Donald was breathing heavily, clenching his fits
"I hate you..."
Gladstone prayed that he had heard
"What?..."
"I hate you" — Donald repeated, but a little louder
"I hate you. I hate you. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU!!" — paul the end Donald started screaming
"WHEN WILL YOU STOP SPOILING MY ALREADY BAD LIFE?! HATE YOU!!" — his angry eyes began to fill with tears
"Donny..." — the grandma Duck tried to calm her grandson down, but he just waved her off and ran to the exit crying
The rest of the relatives just watched, unable to find words for this scene
"Glady...?"
Gladstone turned around
"What have you done?" — Abner asked with a murderous look while the triples were standing behind him
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"Donald?" — Donald heard his name and curled up even more tightly
"Donald!" — two voices shouted and rapid footsteps approached him
"Donald..." — duck didn't think his name would be so annoying
Suddenly he felt someone's shirt on him and he was abruptly lifted into his arms
Two smells enveloped him at once. From a short and someone else's chest. So relaxing. So sweet. Such relatives. Such favourites
The smell of Jose and the smell of Panchito
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"Now can we find out what happened?" — Panchito asked a little impatiently, watching the duck drink tea
"Nothing, just..." — Donald stumbled, but did not have time to finish because of the explosion, you will not believe it, Jose
"Nothing? Just?! NOTHING?! JUST?!! NOTHING?!!!" — with each word, Jose's tone grew louder and fiercer. Jose loomed over Donald, causing him to blush and snuggle up to the sofa behind him — "Amigo, you probably already forgot, but we found yo crying! Crying! Donald, you were crying! And believe me, my dear, we will not leave you until you admit what happened or find out for myself."
Jose stopped. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath
"Say it" — like a knife cutting butter, these words cut through the silence
"No..." — Donald swallowed and replied
Like hell he'd let them know
"Say it" — the parrot wouldn't let up
"No" — the duck didn't give up either
Panchito watched this fight from "No" and "Say it"
Another time it would have funny, he even went for popcorn! Unfortunately, not now, not in this situation
"Say it!" — Jose didn't stop
"OKAY!!" — Donald jumped up, all red and angry
Jose stepped back slightly. A small grin appeares on his beak, and hope appeared in his eyes. He glanced at Panchito, with the same expression on his face
"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, HUH?! THAT MY LUCKIEST AND "COOLEST" COUISEN FOUND OUT THEY I'M TRANS?!" — the duck started walking around the guest room while his friends got a shock — "THAT I LIKE TO WEAR A DRESSES AND OTHER "GIRLY" THINGS! THAT I BROKE UP WITH DAISY!" — he went behind sofa and stopped, continuing to angrily confess — "ANOTHER CHERRY ON THIS CAKE SHOULD BE SO THAT HE FINDS OUT THAT I'M GAY! AND THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF YOU!" — Donald is done and breathing hard after his heated speech
When he calmed down and his breathing steadied, he turned to the rooster and the parrot
"Uh.. Guys?" — Donald got their attention — "The last part.. Did I say it out loud?" — his responses were a silent nod
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"Aw-phooey.." — Donald turned away abruptly. He took off his sailor hat and pressed it to his red face.
Why didn't he think about what he was talking about?! What will happen now? Will they hate him! Oh boy, how embarrassing!
But before Donald's stream of thoughts gets even worse (for his mental health), he was suddenly embraced by two pairs of hand and surrounded by someone else's warmth
"Oh, voce e tao fofa, what you embarrassed, bonitinho~" — the gentle tone and sweet portugusese speech reached the ears of the duck and he removed his hat from his face
"Hola, carino!" — Panchito's bright and cute face appeared in front of the duck
"What the..." — Donald could not finish, as Jose and Panchito said in one voice:
"We love you too!"
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"What?" — Donald asked with tears in his eyes
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"El QUE?!"
"Uch, Panchito, too loud" — Donald rubbed his right ear and looked at the sitting rooster with displeasure
"He-he... Lo siento, patito" — the duck just rolled his eyes and gently pulled him back to lie ion the bed
"But he's right, meu sol" — after a giggle Jose added raising himself on his elbows — "It's really... A terrible situation" — his hand gently stroking the duck's cheek — "I would cry too"
Donald snuggled up to the touch
"Don't, you have too cute a face for tears" — Jose just giggled again at the compliment and lay back down
The room dropped into a new pleasant silence
"Wait. Panchito?" — the rooster only purred in response — "Did you carry me in your arms ALL the way?" — in response, a new satisfying purr — "Aw-phooey.." — Donald buried his reddening face in Jose's shoulder while he laughed and Panchito was touched
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Bitch, I done
Как это было:
Как это стало:
Shen: Can you shut up?! I do not want and will not try to make your father forgive me! He knows I'm sorry, but he doesn't have to forgive me! We are adults and we understand the difficulties of this situation, so don't let him forgive me if he doesn't want to!
Po: Then why did you even agree to correctional therapy?!
Shen: FOR TAI LUNG'S SAKE, OF COURSE!! I want to improve for Tai Lung! He is the love of my life! I've never loved anyone so much! All the things that I feel because of him are both so painful and pleasant.. I want him to get everything he deserved and he DESERVES more! And first of all, he deserves a good life! But he doesn't think so! I want to change to show that if even a bastard like me can improve, then why can't he?! It's important to me that he feels worthy of the best, because that's how it is! I love him!!
"I find your motivation slightly amusing"