A version of BBC Merlin where Arthur is related to both sisters by way of their mother, like in most of the legends. Arthur gets an absolute KICK out of telling potential suitors that one of his sisters is a lesbian but he won’t tell them which one, so these poor fuckers are left shooting in the dark. They assume that maille-wearing, tourney-fighting, murder-happy Morgause is the lesbian, and pretty, dainty, decorous Morgana is straight, but then they get shot the FUCK down when they try it. Morgana pulls a dinner knife on one of said poor bastards when he touches her shoulder, and then she has to go hunt down her fucking dumbass of a brother and tell him slowly and clearly, “If you do not tell these motherfuckers that I am a lesbian and to not flirt with me, I will tell Morgause to finish what she started in the tourney ring and I will mount your stupid head above my fireplace for Gwen and I to throw stuff at.” Arthur still doesn’t tell them. And when they come crawling away from Morgause’s wrath after trying to put the moves on her, they’re like, “I thought you said only one of them was a lesbian?” and Arthur, the little bastard, just smiles and says, “I did. Morgause is ace.” And then Merlin smacks him upside the head.
the way she had to turn the comments off...this shouldn't be controversial 😭
went to miami to recover father sotirios. and made some new friends.
these animals... they are wise. I recruited them to avenge my dear brother. I was then escorted out of the sea world.
i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.
I am so ready for the gatwa era
Eine ehrliche Alternative der Visitenkarte:
Die Drei jugendlichen Detektive Die drei ??? Wir machen jeden Scheiß mit. Despotismus und Geheimniskrämerei: Justus Jonas Lebensgefährliche Stunts und Angstzustände: Peter Shaw Informationsbeschaffung und Verletzungen: Bob Andrews
fantasy characters: “Geez”
me: who the fuck spread Christianity there
We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert
extremely terrifying and topical doctor who episode where the nestene consciousness begins controlling all humans through the microplastics in our blood
mostly reblogs - honestly, I can’t keep this organised. 🇩🇪🏳️🌈(they/she) Doctor Who - ??? - Maurauders - Merlin - Wednesday - and loads more
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