Honestly, the biggest crime the BBC Merlin fandom has ever committed is portraying Merlin as some kind of homely loser nerd who somehow got the popular jock. Merlin is canonically hot. He has fifty boyfriends, plus Mary from the tavern was like, “Arthur who” as soon as she saw those dimples. That boy could get it from anyone he liked. Arthur wishes he could be that sexy while tripping over his own feet.
TVARCHIVE LAUNCH EVENT: favorite television arc by member — @delphines ↳ The Twelfth Doctor’s character arc (Doctor Who)
jk rowling: look at all these canon straight couples i made!
literally everyone:
I know unrealistisch, aber funny. Also:
Hab ja heute Das fleißige Lieschen nochmal geschaut und im Krankenhaus wird Adam ja von ner Krankenschwester gefragt, ob der 'nette, junge Mann', der immer seinen Vater besuchen kommt denn sein Bruder sei und Adam antwortet ja einfach schnell mit "Ja", ums hinter sich zu bringen.
So. Die Szene, die wir alle wollen: Adam völlig fertig an Leos Krankenbett. Jetzt mal GANZ kitschig und übertrieben weitergesponnen. Leo wacht auf, Adam ist erleichtert, sie reden und (unrealistic but serving the plot) sie gestehen sich ihre Gefühle und küssen sich.
Entry: die Krankenschwester. Sie sieht wie Adam seinen 'Bruder' küsst und schleicht sich ganz langsam wieder zur Tür raus, sodass die zwei sie nicht bemerken. Draußen steht sie dann und starrt ins Nichts.
"Ich hab nichts gesehen."
Bonus points (and quoting my bestie): Sie ist vor Jahren zugezogen. "Das ist das Saarland, das ist normal."
With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is
So!
Please reblog for bigger sample size!
He says it as an insult, and Merlin reacts like it’s an insult. I have to say, it’s a pretty shit insult considering what a stoat is.
This is was a stoat looks like to those who don’t know:
Yes Arthur, you roasted him so good! He’s clearly so ugly and stupid looking for you to compare him to this disgusting creature! Just look at how hideous it is!
ADDITION FROM LOOKING AT REBLOGS/COMMENTS: I have been blessed with the perfect pictures to compare Merlin and the stoat. Behold!
“they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words)
“they” is more inclusive than “he/she”
“themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself”
“they” is less clunky than “(s)he”
it’s time to replace the awkward “she or he”
thinking about this picture from 1975 taken in san fran on this day period
mostly reblogs - honestly, I can’t keep this organised. 🇩🇪🏳️🌈(they/she) Doctor Who - ??? - Maurauders - Merlin - Wednesday - and loads more
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