Honestly? Fuck This Culture Of Shaming People For Learning About Things Late And Liking Them. Who Gives

new lockscreens :D

rdr2 lockscreens 2/?

free to use, just like or reblog if you do!

Jim: Oh, come on... You know you love me

Bones: I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip

aaAUUGH ssssʜɪᴛ! god ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ dammit ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᵐᵉˢˢᶦⁿᵍ ₑₐₛᵧ  ᵃʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰᵒʳˢᵉᵎ move it! ｇｏｄｄａｍｍｉｔ！𝑜𝑜𝓅𝓈 careful… ᴇᴀsʏ! ₛₒᵣᵣᵧ. what was that, ＣＨＲＩＳＴhuh? ＡＬＩＩＩＶＥ．hey! ᴹᶦᶜᵃʰ. watch it!

I’m sorry but if you don’t consider Captain James T. Kirk a feminist we’re finished. 

Fablehaven headcanon, Seth is “surprised adopted” by a female demon, and is taken to her apartment. Her angle girlfriend is freaking about the new child in their home, while the demon is trying to calm her down. (Think good omens /fablehaven crossover, but Crowley and aziraphale are lesbians.)

I never watched good omens sorry :/

Stan and Ruth would be pissed lmao

"Seth is missing"

"what has he done again"

everyone is gonna be a little worried though

Fablehaven is dangerous he could have been eaten or killed or worse

then Warren tumbles in

"SETH HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY DEMONS"

(I have no idea how demons abduct people ;-; but anyway they were together and Warren saw it all)

yeah so they begin the "procedure" when this kind of things happen

try to contact the demons and politely ask them to give Seth back

(which usually works)

in the end the demons bring Seth back to fablehaven because he's a kid and kids are annoying they don't know how to deal with him

hope it's not total crap :')

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

Sagittarius is bullshit

No I'm not shitting on your horoscope I'm talking about the constellation Sagittarius. It is not valid and I want to fight whoever said this thing looked like a damn centaur.

Ok, I should probably provide context for my sudden hatred of the sky. So where I live you can't really see Scorpio, Sagittarius or Libra. You know, those guys. Now, I'm on vacation in a spot with very little light pollution and wide open skies, so I decided to star gaze (like you do). Of course, I work my way across the night sky and pretty excited to see some of the constellations I haven't seen irl before. Scorpio was nice, Hercules is a mess but hey I can't blame him, and Libra didn't disappoint. Then I see a clump of stars next to Scorpio.

Oh no.

Oh yes.

You mean to tell me that this BITCH

IS SAGITTARIUS?!??!?

Every other constellation makes sense, but this is a disappointment.

This isn't a centaur. I'm not sure WHAT it is, but a centaur is not one of them. Maybe it's a giraffe. I think it's the sky spider that will consume the universe, personally.

Anyway, yes I will continue to be mad about Sagitarius, and no I'm not taking suggestions on how to look at it. Take care and don't let the sky spider eat you.

*ymca voice* yeoman,

Star Trek: Enterprise | Outtakes | Season 1

Star Trek + Text Posts 1/?