I Would Fake Drownding (even Though Im Litterally A Certified Lifeguard, I Play Water Polo, And Im On

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

god i love sweet, sappy nicknames. call me baby, call me sweetheart, call me love. call me silly names based on inside jokes, or by the cute things that remind you of me. just the idea that someone cares for me so much that they invent a hundred other ways to have my name on their lips.

okay gn for real this time

Every post I make on mobile is typed with the tip of my penis

wake up 🫩🫩

im here!! 😣😣

Text me when the ache of my absence stirs your heart.

guys i think my brother may actually love me omg 🤭 he gave me a kiss on my cheek when i said gn to him

18, 24 and 28

"we met for a reason, either youre a blessing, or a lesson" -Frank Ocean. i think its just so real and i like knowing that everything happens for a reason and that everything will be okay

uhhh i can sound like a guinea pig..?

if we're talking like musical plays then hamilton all the way but if we're talking like play plays then romeo and juliet fs. its actually so funny

Ok

yayyy ty

I’m bored let’s make out

okay! 😋