Me Fr

one of the greatest hiveminds of our time

the furby organ comes together for glorious purpose

to serenade the world with tunes from a bygone decade

from a lost land, glimpsed only by mortal eyes temporarily

these are the forsaken souls of those who journeyed to earth

the children of the great F’urbi

lamenting yet cherishing their lot in life

still living, and yet, left to wander the folds of nostalgia, and nightmare, for all eternity

I just found this and I want you all to know of its existence..if not first time then again https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o&pp=ygUPVGhlIGZ1cmJ5IG9yZ2Fu

Especially the sound of the

Collective Awakening

Things Fresh's stupid glasses say

Hello everybody! I'm back on my Fresh fan nonsense I wanted to make a collage of every time I've seen CQ draw Fresh's sunglasses saying anything that's not "YOLO".

The words on his glasses seem to be able to be changed by him at will, as well as subconsciously(?)... And his host can communicate using them too(though it would probably be incredibly difficult and potentially painful for them to go against Fresh's control like that), their words will just be in a different color than the usual cyan and yellow that Fresh uses.

Context for each:

"OH NO" and "NOLO" - His glasses said that when he was around Sage because he can't stand her

"2EDGE 4U" - His glasses default to this when he possesses UnderFell Sans, it seems like just a replacement for the "YOLO"... so his glasses can probably change to other things while he's still possessing Fell, they'll probably just go back to "2EDGE 4U" after.

"ERROR" - His glasses said this when he possessed Error.

"WHAT" - Ok I'm not even gonna explain this one, it's a lot, baby Fresh is just flabbergasted

"!!! !!!" - Fresh is shocked that Salt would humor the idea of doing drugs

"HO HO" - Festive christmas time! This is a replacement for the usual "YOLO", so his glasses can still change but they default back to "HO HO".

"BRAH" - His glasses say this while he's laughing with Underswap!Sans about something.

"RUDE" - His glasses say this when he's completely ignored by Underswap!Papyrus.

"OH MY" - Another context I won't explain, just know it's from the 'What If Error and Blue were Super Duper Gay' video.

"WHY DO I EXIST" - same context as the "OH MY".

"YOU'RE FUNKIN DEAD" - No context for you, I refuse, if you're curious message me lol

"PLZ end all this" and "Help Me" - His glasses flicker to these words because his Sans host is trying to fight back to communicate with Error.

blank glasses - His grin and silly "YOLO" are gone as Fresh is telling Pacifrisk the serious truth about his faked emotions.

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Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)

oh right it’s #screenshotsaturday over on twitter! i’ve been reworking one of the big scenes in HOST, namely the first encounter with The Monster™, so here’s an animated part of it! :>

"greaser greaser greaser" YOU BROSKIS ARE FORGETTIN THE OTP OF OTP'S

floor.

ok for realzies i got ink but i was curious and wanted to share what the fresh one says hehe.. (love that me putting fresh-y answers actually gave fresh as a result)

this does literally sound like my online persona tho.. kinda a vibe, i feel that way somedays, especially the "You are afraid of yourself, you are in love with yourself". i LOVE the evil groovy silly eldritch deep sea creature nonsense. THIS IS SUCH A GOOD TAKE ON FRESH THO LOOOVE IT LOVE THIS QUIZ @syxadel YOU ARE AWESOME FOR THIS AAAAAAAA

Cutely frolics away

meee

hiiii !  the bunny looks just like my real childhood pet <3 miss him

tagging my loser friends hii

@grayve-mistake @cryptiidclown @maskelrat

and anybody else who’d like to make one :3

NEW PICREW CHAIN!!!! link

tagging: @burnmyself @in-a-slanted-outhouse @bizarrelittlemew @not-nervous-jester @brightstrangeworld @artgirlfunkel @chocolatepot @blakbonnet @pastelmochas and anyone else who wants!

Okay take this with a grain of salt because CQ doesn't talk about Fresh parasites much, but here's what I've gathered.

It's a common thought to have, but I doubt they crawl into the eyesocket unless it's open like with Sans (or someone missing an eye like Undyne, since Error in askerror mentions Fresh has possessed Undynes multiple times). Remember the kiss list? After CQ said Fresh likes to kiss people as a prank and keeps a list book of people he's kissed, people speculated that he not only kisses to see their reaction, but also when he needs a new host he uses that as a method to possess people via mouth. So no eye eating, only soul sucking.

idk about touch texture but Fresh is stretchy, during a roleplay CQ joined called Timeparty(I may be wrong about it being timeparty but it was one of those events), Fresh stretched his tendrils from his host and wrapped up another character just to threaten them.

I personally think that since Fresh can stretch out so much, he can also squeeze through small gaps like an octopus... makes the 'parasite invading bodies' thing easier.

Gotta use your imagination for the rest... or just ask CQ, though she hasn't written parasite lore in a while lmao. (F in the chat for Capri and Slinky 😔)

And I WILL use my imagination cus I like to headcanon that Fresh parasites don't have internal organs or blood and instead have a ton of tiny orb-shaped organelles throughout their body that serve both purposes.... like... like those orbeez balls..... lil orbs they fill with soul energy all circulating around their bodies...

More weird questions I've just thought of, this time pertaining to the Fresh parasite

What is the texture of the parasite like? Is it squishy and slimy, or is it like a shark or sturgeon, in that if you run your hand over it one way, it's smooth, but if you run your hand over it the other way, it's rough?

Is it like an octopus, with being able to squeeze through just about any space? Or are there limitations?

Does the parasite have organs? Other than its one singular eyeball, I mean

Can I squish it, or is it a bit more firm?

Is there any way to deter it and keep it from hijacking people's bodies? I'd use "like salt with slugs/snails" as a comparison, but that's not a deterrent, that just outright kills them

How heavy is the parasite? Can it bounce?

Is it sticky, or does it have little suckers on it to help "climb" flat surfaces?

When it hijacks the body of a human (assuming it goes into the eye socket), what does it do with the eyeball? Does it just pop out the eye and make itself at home, does it eat the eye, or?

I know it doesn't need to breathe, but could it kinda sorta suffocate when placed in a hot enough environment? Is it weak to extreme temperatures?

Rick&Morty Copypasta but FRESH

To be fair, you have to have a very high amount of coolness to understand Fresh. His humor is xtremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of 90s stereotypes most o the jokes will go over an unrad broseph's head. There's also Fresh's radtacular outlook, which is wickedly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from 90s PSAs, for instance. The coolkids understand this stuff; they have the wicked cool ability to truly appreciate the sicknastiness of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funky fresh- they say something deep about LYFE. As a gnarly consequence people who dislike Fresh truly ARE uncool- of course they wouldn't all up n' appreciate, for instance, the humor in Fresh's righteous catchphrase "Wiggidy wiggidy whatsup" which itself is a cryptic reference to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.  I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those unfresh sinners scratching their heads in confusion as Crayon Queen's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What totally unfunky fools... how I pity them.  And yes by the way, I DO have a Fresh tattoo. And no, you cannot just up n' see it. It's for the ladies' and radlads' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within the amount of freshalicious swag points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.