At The Gate For My Flight Home From Visiting Friends And There's A Woman Here With A Service Shiba Inu.

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

-old-ass man simon fairchild running out of witty one-liners to say before causing the weirdest day of someone's life

spaceship minifigure anon. do it. spike me off the roof. you won't

your going here👇

REAL !!!

by FAR my favourite part of writing an essay on toki pona's scripts was realizing my name could be written in sitelen pona with the characters on the lower line:

which mean

(love) (numerous mouthy obscenities) (please ignore my errors and abilities)

hi my name is Love Swearing Lots Don't Look At Me and i have long profane error-prone hair (that's how i got my name) wi-

POPE'S DEAD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

GOING TO THE DOCTOR

Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die

Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know

hey, don't cry. I detest trickery, but if we ourselves are to suffer deception, our hands are no longer tied okay?

tgirl who used to be a terrible top but since transitioning has learned to be a wonderful power bottom.

LITERALLY the coffee shop AU in Harrow the Ninth when Harrow is stuck in the River, and Abigail and all the ghosts from Canaan House are like "girl. wtf. i get that you're down bad but we're stuck in here with you"

Fic that appears to be an AU where the characters have a little low stakes meet cute and are having a sweet little romance, only for it to be revealed that no, this is in-universe and they both have amnesia and all the other characters are trying to find them and are losing their fucking shit

exploring canaan house