My Stupid Fat Boyfriend [who I Love 2 Deth] Always Hits Them With His Car :(

My stupid fat boyfriend [who i love 2 deth] always hits them with his car :(

He is the moth exterminator 😭

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3 months ago
I Imagine If They Were Hanging Out. MF Would Be Slurring And Calling Randy Gay Like A LOT Because Like
I Imagine If They Were Hanging Out. MF Would Be Slurring And Calling Randy Gay Like A LOT Because Like

I imagine if they were hanging out. MF would be slurring and calling Randy gay like A LOT because like he IS(bi) but like, Randy would grow so sick of it, and that man can DEF smell another gay man; so he would definitely turn around and be like you know what YOU ARE GAY and List of a few reasons why MF is clearly gay, and that he's clearly repressed.

"It's ok to come out of the closet man, you don't have to hide your true self" and then like walk away leaving Murderface mortified.

"I am NOT repressched!! I am NOT GAY!!"


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4 months ago
Ghost In The Shell (1995)
Ghost In The Shell (1995)
Ghost In The Shell (1995)

Ghost in the Shell (1995)

3 months ago
Rough Sketches Of William, Ignore The Hands, I'm Trying My Best :((( I Hope That This Is Satisfactory
Rough Sketches Of William, Ignore The Hands, I'm Trying My Best :((( I Hope That This Is Satisfactory
Rough Sketches Of William, Ignore The Hands, I'm Trying My Best :((( I Hope That This Is Satisfactory

Rough sketches of william, ignore the hands, I'm trying my best :((( i hope that this is satisfactory I promise it'll look somewhat better at somepoint.

Still looking for ideas if Yall wanna leave some :3


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3 months ago

I FINALLY figured out how to add a bio jesus christ I feel so fucking old.

5 months ago

The promo that got me into Metalocalypse šŸ–¤ I still love Darksiders 2 though and the series in general. Death is my fave horseman, of course. I’d want to share a pizza with both him and Dethklok!

3 months ago

Charles can ABSOLUTELY breakdance ifdgaf if that's not realistic or not. At somepoint that nga definitely knew how to.

Charles Can ABSOLUTELY Breakdance Ifdgaf If That's Not Realistic Or Not. At Somepoint That Nga Definitely

"Guys, I can get down with it. I can get jiggy with it, perhaps ah you could say I'm busting it down, uh sexual style"


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3 months ago
Holy Ravioli

Holy ravioli

that's sauce as hell

Thank you guys for liking my stuff :D

3 months ago

Why do abusers randomly decide to be good people one day? Why couldnt you always be this way?

3 months ago

I don't have anything very good but I can provide SOMETHING.

I made a now abandoned concept for a fanfic and mentioned it on my blog a while back, it was a murderface x [another band member] fanfic. SOME people seemed interested.

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This was poorly made with the characters barely in mind. It was Moreso me playing around with expressions/sad ideologies, angst, and just general overall unhappiness. I am an EVIL gay man who likes to make characters suffer for the fuck of it.

Honestly, I could have just put my OCs in this situation, and it would have worked FAR better. Most of my ocs are miserable anyways. What's a little more angst in their lives???

Anyways, if you want to see cringe ooc Murderface, go ahead and take a look.

Alright who is murderface with??

This is Skwisface, it was never intended to have a happy ending, at least not for Murderface.

It's Skwisgaar he's "with" skwisgaar

Every character is 18 or older. I want to make that EXTREMELY CLEAR.

I have a better explanation of the entire story saved in my drafts. It's completely scraped as it's very OOC for everyone involved in the story, I just REALLY REALLY wanted to make Murderface sad. Ok??? There's about 2/3 parts to the[scrapped/abandoned] story.

If people are interested enough wjth I will post some more about it. Anyways, enjoy these young murderface sketches made specifically while I was drafting said scrapped story.

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

A young jealous MF observing Toki and Skwisgaar talking. [Drawn in a simple style]

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

MF confesses his feelings for skwisgaar, very embarrassed, very nervous. [Also in a more simple artstyle this is ALSO part of the monolog he has that is touched upon even more later down below.

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

I hate this image. The eyes suck. But here he is talking to his favorite person, Skwisgaar [unfinished and never will be finished]

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

Cuddled up next to his favorite person. He is very happy.

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

He's supposed to be drenched in rainwater in this drawing. Cliche, yes, I know... Anyway, this is an aftermath photo where Murderface realizes Skwisgaar has had no interest in him and that he's been led on. :/

(He finds Skwisgaar sharing a very loving moment with Toki, nothing sexual just them being together and clearly having a romantic moment with each other)

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

Murderface finding Toki with Skwisgaar. Paired with a monolog where he's being SELF AWARE. In the other sketches made for this script, he's putting the dots together on why things between he and Skwis failed. Blaming himself and himself only. "I waschnt enough." Is the jist of his inner thoughts or whatever.

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

Shittily done sketch. Didn't wanna draw the eyes so I shaded over them instead. Some more part of his lament that I mentioned previously. Forgot to sketch in his little stache sorry :(( visually he's supposed to be grasping at the emptiness where his heart should be. It's supposed to symbolize how Skwisgaar basically stole his heart and left Murderface alone with nothing.

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

The final part, at least the last somewhat completed sketch. Current day Murderface. The monolog also includes Murderfaces' take on what he felt back then and what it's like currently. He was mad hurt and angry at the time, and "it schorta juscht schtayed that way"

Anyways i was really proud of the monolog even if it doesn't fit murderface at all. Perhaps I'll remake it with my OCs because I AM proud of how the story plays out a lot actually.

Enjoy :)

Bonus sketch! Made for the same concept, ft a young toki happily listening to skwisgaar with some added facial hair little stache going

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

Hey guys friendly reminder, If you have any young Murderface art, fanfic, photos, headcanons or anything related to young murderface PLEASE I SAY PLEASE send it to me.I DON'T CARE I want to see it NOWWWWWWWWW


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