I'm Not Exactly Hot, But Thanks! Everything Else Is On Point Though

You think you're dumb because you failed a test, I think I'm dumb because yesterday I ate an apple and it separated my braces from my teeth, and the wire practically came out, leaving me to reposition them painfully. Now they are stinging horribly my inner cheeks until I get to the dentist (Hopefully soon). Today I ate another apple, and surprised myself when my braces came out and it hurted like hell. Again.

We're not the same.

OH MY GOD HOW CAN THE WEATHER BE THIS HOT ITS KILLING MEEEE

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I apologize, but I cannot donate, hence me being both financially dependent and a minor, but I'll try and do as much as I can.

I'm sorry, I really wish your father gets his treatment.

HELLO EVERYBODYYY

Time for another list of random headcannon's of the Wild Kratts Characters!

Kinda forgot I didn't do any of the villains, so...

Grabs Gaston with the ire of a thousend famelic men*

Hi:D

I think Gaston has eaten battery acid at least once. I will not elaborate.

Unlike popular belief, Gaston is identical to his mother in every aspect except his eyes, hers being green like Gaston's ancestor.

Gaston doesn't actually know his nationality nor birthday, since his mother never made his id until she got arrested for it. Twice.

He still doesn't have it. Too much work.

Still a great mom, just, y'know, quite a crook. Or an animal dealer. Possibly both.

He was inspired by her job to cook endangered animals.

He discovered his passion when he went to a cuisine program on a small restaurant and boiled an egg for the first time. He treasures that memory a lot.

He is actually a prodigy at cooking, but he's got the wrong spirit. And intentions.

Gaston reached his golden age of cooking when he cheated on a poker game against an old lady (his kitchen mentor) and got her restaurant. He does not feel guilty about it.

That was until a waiter denounced him for his cuestionable ingridients and lost his cooking license, along with the restaurant.

He would later see the waiter again as the pilot of the Wild Kratts.

He was going to be mad, if it wasn't for the fact that it was the Kratt brothers the ones who convinced the waiter to call the police in the first place.

That, and the fact he met the other Villains. He stoped giving a heck about Jimmy the moment he got the cahnce to do evil stuff.

And obce he got his truck. He loves his truck.

He is the type to hold grudges, but normally he just gets insuferable.

He hates gingerbread.

Gaston has the habit of going to restaurants, order unhinged amounts of food, critique every single one of them in the cruelest way possible, and then leave without paying.

He's completly fine with cannibalism, and he may or may not have tried human flesh. We will never know.

He LOVES gossip, specially when Donita shares it, since she always gets to the juicy details.

If he could, he would've kicked Zach out of any window.

His second name is Geoff.

He thought Paisley was fun to disturb.

Pyro Out!

WK edition!

Martin - Koki - Chris - Aviva - Jimmy

Darling Kratos isn't even Greek-

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Howdy Mutuals! *Fingerguns*

(why did I do that?)

SO, I decided to continue with my headcanon series. Its been a while, but I´m thrilled to begin!

Say, how about Aviva?

She has an aunt that lives in Antigua y Barbuda, and visits her every now and then.

Her favourite ice cream flavor is Pistacchio.

She´s Jimmy´s guinea pig for his new pastries.

She has a younger cousin (6-8 ish year old?) that reminds her of the Kratt bros when they see a cool bug, and every times she points that out everyone in the crew laughs like there is no tomorrow.

She had a tortoise when she was little.

Aviva is full of allergies. She literally can´t breath if she gets to close to a flower. Still, she will pick the friking flower.

Girlie was besties (maybe in a relationship? Sounds too funny) with Zach in her emo evil phase, and every time she remembers she dies from second hand embarrasment.

At one point she could´ve become a villain, but then she met Martin and Chris and started loving animals.

She has a strange relationship with her dad; Sometimes they hate eachother and discourage the others dream, and other times they just sit together and watch some movies and laugh.

Her mom loves her unconditionally, and is the main reason she pursued to become an inventor.

She´s actually a crazy scientist, but she´s so rational that no one realizes.

She´s just like her dad when angry. Don´t tell her tho.

Back when she was at uni (a few years younger than her comrades), she was persuing to do something similar to Zach´s use of robots. She wanted to do something way better tho, since she was in awfull terms with him, even if they were "friends" at the moment. The problem was that she wasn´t inspired. Then she started to go around the library and met the blue boy, and later on, the green guy. They became best friends rather quickly, and she actually got a whole new perspective of the use of "The Creature Power", A theory she made that said that creatures had an especial ability wich can be used to benefit society.

Zach didn´t like the fact that she was friends AND had gotten closer with the bros, and was a brat about it. Let´s say Aviva decided that she wanted better friends, you know? Someone who didn´t steal her ideas and use them on his projects.

Alongside Martin, she made the Wildering Project, wich later beame the Wild Kratts project in honor to the people that showed her the beauty of the animal world.

The other parts are here:

Matin´s - Chis´

Plus, I almost forgot- I was inspired by @sarsaparilla-springs, I loved her headcanons!!

Hello ALPITM enjoyers!

Did you think I forgot about ya?

Think again!

Meet my ALPITM chraracters!

Pt1- Pt.2

Close-ups Bellow!!

Pyro Out!

REBLOGGING FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACKKK

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

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