Ok But Just Imagine Young Reyna Rising Up In The Rank In New Rome…

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

Clown and Branzy Both have this strange mindset of "my teammates dont really like me and they're just keeping me around because they need something from me" so when they team up in S3 its a very interesting situation where Both are trying to prove to each other that "I'm a vital part of this team. please dont leave me." (especially since Branzy betrays his old team and has no where else to go and Clown... really only temporarily had a team for the end fight? and then everyone split up and Left Him and hes been so Alone this season. he misses the MOB.)

Clown thinks people only stay with him for his pvp strength and reputation and Branzy thinks people only team with him out of pity and his redstone abilities.

eventually they realize they both actually care about each other and stick together from then on, even when they aren't officially on the same team :]

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Clark has had a bad week--a stopped alien invasion, a plot by Luthor involving some kryptonite, being chewed out by Perry, being chewed out by Batman, and now he was at some stupid charity gala that was just an excuse for rich people to show off how rich they are, when his gaze lands on Bruce Wayne.

Wayne has made passes at him before but Clark's ignored them, having very little interest in the rich fop, but right now, he could really use some stress relief and if he can't eat the rich maybe he can fuck them. And despite his reputation for being good in bed, Wayne seems like the kind of guy who probably does the bare minimum in bed but his partners still rave about him bc he's rich and famous, so maybe he and Lois can giggle about his poor skills in bed at work the next day.

So Clark approaches him and he seems quite happy to entertain Clark and later Clark is lying in bed, panting, after several rounds and he's so upset bc goddamn it, Wayne is actually better in bed than the rumors say and it's not fair that's he's rich and handsome and good in bed. He and Lois can't even make fun of this tomorrow, rich people suck

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

I know this is a Hazel and Nico account but I just have to talk about Reyna real quick.

Let’s review, Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano edition:

- travelled into the forbidden lands by herself, in like three days, when it took the seven weeks

- Was honoured by Pegasus himself

- killed Orion by herself

- has the blessing of two (2) war goddesses, Bellonna and Athena

- tapes silver coins around a dagger to fight a werewolf

- was praetor by herself, a job meant for two people

- tried to give the Greeks a chance, fought because she had no other choice

- kept Nico safe when they were taking the Athena Parthenos to CHB

- helped Nico shadow travel

- got a knife to Thalia’s throat, who is a lieutenant of Artemis and daughter of Zeus

- a bunch more stuff that I’m forgetting rn (please tell me it)

- is smart, strong, powerful, kind, and amazing.

If you start writing fics, can I suggest writing some miss peregrine centric fics, either fluff or angst, as there is no way near enough of it

Teachers Pet

Alma Peregrine x Reader wlw

Warnings: Legal age gap, no others I think?

"Are you paying attention?" Miss Peregrine snaps, she's my history teacher. But the problem is, she's gorgeous and im gay.

"Yes ma'am. I'm paying attention." I respond, her green eyes boring me. Her black hair is in a bun, there's only a few bits of hair it from the wrong hair. Her hair amazes me, the way the bits of blue show in the sun.

After a few seconds she turns back to the board. We're currently learning about 1940. She's always so knowledgeable it's amazing. Her black button up, and skirt. I can't help zoning out into a daydream. Which I'm knocked out of by the bell.

"Miss y/n. Stay behind please." She sounds slightly frustrated, which is terrifying. "Yes ma'am." I still place everything into my bag so I'm ready to leave.

After the last student files out she focuses her attention on me. I'm still in my seat which makes her look taller than me, and oh lord. "Yes miss?" I ask uncertainly, I'm not sure why I'm here, well not a definite reason. "Because miss y/n. I want to talk about you paying attention more. You've been distracted off in la la land. And i need you to focus on class." Her voice sounds so h- professional. So i nod and look down. "I'll let you off this time, but I want your attention Monday, you hear me? Now go on" She finishes. "Yes ma'am."

I'm rushing down the halls, her class is the last of the day. So I go out looking for Jacob. Jacob is one of my best friends. Finally finding him I call out; "Jacob! Wait up!" I wave out to him and he looks over smiling. "Hey y/n, wanna come to my place this weekend?" He offers, he's my friend because he's the only person who's genuinely been my friend without trying to get in my pants. And so I agree.

One hour later

Knocking on his front door I readjust my bag on my shoulder. He offered to have a gaming sleepover. And of course I said hell yea. But when I tell you the last thing I expect happened, it did. And that's when my teacher, Miss Peregrine opened the door.

"Oh hi, Miss? Uhm, what are you doing here?" I'm nervous and it definitely showed on my face. "Because dear, I live here." Oh. Oh my lord. For one, she just called me dear. And two, I'm about to have a sleepover in my teacher crushes house. "Oh? I wonder why Jacob didn't mention you?" I laugh as if it's a light joke. "Well he mentioned you. Come in dear, he's upstairs in his room."

I've never gone up a set of stairs so fast. I burst into if room and in a panicked whisper ask; "Why the hell didn't you tell me Miss. Peregrine lives with you?!" He looks confused for a second before laughing. "I totally forgot that crush you have on-" He's suddenly cut off with a amused look on his face. "Crush on who?" I feel my stomach drop at the familiar voice. I still jump slightly in surprise. "Anyways, I need to talk to you Miss y/n."

I take a deep breath and turn to follow her. She walks at a reasonable pace while I follow. She finally turns into a random room and looks to me as I follow her in. She then closes and locks the door behind me. And to my surprise, she kisses me.

I'm so taken by surprise I stiffen. Her hands are on my face and her lips on my lips. And after a second, I melt into her. Her lips taste like coffee. And she smells like roses and the ocean. And when she pulls away I already miss her. "I've known you liked me since the beginning. You don't zone out dreamily staring at someone you hate." She whispers then kisses me again.

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

Scipio angst time. He was the purest source of comfort for Reyna, offering no judgement nor confusion. He supported her and carried her throughout her time in new Rome. He died protecting her. He died a Roman death, just like death. Because not even a Pegasus is protected from the altar of sacrifice on which Rome is built. She is soaked in his blood and must kill him in order to relieve him. His blood is on her hands, and her guilt comes not from him not deserving the fate she gave him, but that it was the kindest one she could have.

Spoilers for the end of The Desolations of Devil's Acre ahead!!

I just think its so sweet of Miss Peregrine to remake the loop a day earlier so the kids can have peace without bombs falling from the sky every single night

And also, the trees in the form of Miss Avocet welcoming the kids with open arms is extremely kind

She didn't have to do it, she could very well kept the loop being on September 3rd, 1943

But she moved it so they could finaly be at peace after all the war and stuff against the Wights and the stress of being on the run and I just can't get over how much she loves the kids

Unhinged Reyna Hcs

Enough of the organised and put together reyna propaganda! She was a praetor by her early teens?? If Will is insane, goddamnit so is she!

• She functions on caffeine. Literally hates any coffee that isn't sweet enough to knock out a horse but will drink it anyway. If it's coffee, she'll have it, even if she's actively grimacing the whole time.

• Excellent poker face but cannot actually win at cards so she cheats. She learnt this from the pirates and only Jason and Gwen have ever caught her doing it.

• Plays the perfect roman leader but at least 50% of the time, her battle strategy is just "wing it with confidence". Somehow, it works.

• MANIC without sufficient sleep. She is visibly buzzing and her accent is getting more pronounced by the second. All the paperwork for the next month is done and several centurions are hovering nearby because when she crashes, it's gonna be lights out in a matter of seconds, no time to even lie down. Yes, she has hit her head before because of this.

• Her ADHD and autistic ass CANNOT handle an overwhelming workload. Manages it with careful balancing and lots of to do lists, but occasionally Thalia will find her sobbing angrily on the kitchen floor at midnight, covered in post its.

• No one knows where she went for like a month when she was fourteen?? No one. She just randomly disappeared and then basically gaslighted everyone by completely ignoring it when she got back. There are conspiracy theories in New Rome about it.

• Do NOT put her and Leo in a room alone for any length of time. Not even bc they would fight, once Reyna eventually gets to trusting Leo, their combined insane genius is a force to be reckoned with. They are making blueprints for a never-before-seen war machine and no one can even stop them bc it's all in Spanish.

• Hates Latin. Actually hates it. It's too similar to Spanish but with enough differences that she accidentally switches to spanish sometimes and it pisses her off.

I have more but this post is already too long lmao so im gonna stop there. Anyway, make Reyna more insane you cowards.